If you see this, drop a hero with a sword!

three suggested replies from google gemini. they are "Haha, thanks!" "Haha!" and "Hahaha."

google gemini suggested emails are saving me hours of work per week and now I'm finally productive enough to put the gun all the way in my mouth instead of chickening out at the lips

Illustration of skeletons in 5 panels following instructions written: unclench your jaw, move your neck, stretch, fix your posture, adopt a positive mindset. The drawings are in red and duplicated and distorted in purple. The background in yellow.

A gentle reminder to move your bones

Digital painting of a merman riding on the back of a leafy sea dragon. Three seahorse are swimming by them.

a fairy and a dragon #MerMay

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

sasquatch sits amongst some grass, with it's hand calmly on fire, caption reads: 'my headline act at the festival of grass was met with unprecedented heckling

Sasquatch Diaries Feb 8th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

sasquatch is sitting around a burning barrel with a bear and a horse Caption reads: 'somked somme eggs with 'the boys', before the evening inevetaby descended into us thrashing each other within inches of our life'

Sasquatch Diaries Jan 18th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

in my time as a "games journalist", there are a few pieces i wrote that ended up getting used as sources in various wikipedia articles. however, i am only quoted directly in one and it makes me sound like a psychopath

PANEL 1: Woman 1: "I'm a woman." PANEL 2: Woman 2: "I'm a woman." PANEL 3: Woman 3: "I need a data integration and analysis firm for me." PANEL 4: Woman 4: "Like LADY PALANTIR tm." PANEL 5: Woman 5: "My data, decisions, and operations integrated. But uh: NO BOYS ALLOWED." PANEL 6: Woman 6: "Two words y'all: LADY PALANTIR tm."

"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company

illustration, caption reads 'I have foraged enough to create Thousand Dollar Pudding'. Sasquatch throws bank notes from a barrel into a bonfire

updated with the past few days! (but not today's)
sasquatch diaries Jan 14th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

I mean its messy but they've made sure to include the ever important autism bicycle here

Hayao Miyazaki gave Moomin a gun, and that pissed Tove Jansson off so much that she tried to blackball him. This led to a strange series of events

mindset

stu @rinbcage.bsky.social "Everything's fine," the babysitter said into the phone. "But can I cover up the weird clown statue in your hallway?" "Get out of the house, I'm calling the police," the father urgently replied. "You have disrespected my clown statue and I hate you." November 18, 2024 at 6:47 PM

If she's your girl why is she memorising my attack patterns

Black and white drawing with screen tones. A group of people from a circle holding hands in the woods. Their heads warp and their shadows stretch out as one of the people becomes a beam of light. Dark palm trees and eucalyptus frame stars overhead.

Disappeared, right before my eyes

Rory Blank t-shirt including various text and "Do you want to spend the rest of your life in a metal tube in a vaccuum where you could die at any time because a rock hit it? You can't just run away from the mess on Earth forever."

rory blank nails it as usual (rawpaw.ink/collections/...)

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

I have never been more targeted in my entire fucking life

(half-asleep) "fpreg"

Ahab really said a lot of fucked up cold shit to a whale that doesn't speak English

This is the most evil, unhinged, blatantly fascistic bit of writing of all 2025 so far. School shooters wrote tamer manifestos than this brief AI self-puff

R.I.P 💀🏝️

The illustration shows a wedding ceremony. There's a woman in the left side of the image. She wear a headpiece decorated with flowers and holds a large egg in her arms. There are stairs leading to an elevated stage with musicians playing lute on both sides of the stage. There's a skeleton in a festive clothes riding a white horse in the center of the image. There are festive robes behind them. The room is decorated with tiles and there are two roosters in front of the stage. There are some poppy flowers in the foreground. The artwork is colorful with much red, blue and beige.

Nuptial Rites
This piece was inspired by "The Color of Pomegranates" by Parajanov.