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First trailer for โ€˜Coyote vs Acmeโ€™

In theaters on August 28

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Everyone who wants to be there repost the post
I wonder how many of you there are!

#latex #rubber #fetish #latexfetish #bdsm #bondage #chastitycage #corset #drone #faceless #shiny #objectification #straightjacket #helpless #slave #master

Everyone who wants to be there repost the post I wonder how many of you there are! #latex #rubber #fetish #latexfetish #bdsm #bondage #chastitycage #corset #drone #faceless #shiny #objectification #straightjacket #helpless #slave #master

Everyone who wants to be there repost the post
I wonder how many of you there are!

#latex #rubber #fetish #latexfetish #bdsm #bondage #chastitycage #corset #drone #faceless #shiny #objectification #straightjacket #helpless #slave #master

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That's neat!

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Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. 

An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. 

Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. 

Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end.
Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago

Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. 
Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.

Text: We invented the condom before steel.
Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it.
Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE

Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?.
Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago.

Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
Image: A barley field.
Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago.

Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

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The Jetsons lied to us

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Hey seriously, literally in the bills it says they'll also use identifying information, such as your age data for "other purposes". That means your data goes into a government surveillance database. This would be for ANY *OS*, which is the thing your fucking PC runs off of.

Call your reps NOW.

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Keep hearing that complaint about not getting as many views as if it was a real problem, you are not getting paid per view and the obsession with "number goes up" is bad.

Same thing with: "I can't find stuff on Bluesky", maybe follow people who post things you care about?

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Kinda tired of this now ๐Ÿซฉ

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It shocks me how many businesses still donโ€™t seem to get that Trumpโ€™s cultural revolution did not actually happen

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i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

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Megan Basham on Twitter writes: "Given that I have been critical of the pope in the last few days, including on his self-described communion with Muslims, I do want to take a minute to remind Southern Baptists that our leadership has taken similar stances.

The former president of the Southern Baptist Convention, JD Greear, wrote in his book Breaking the Islam code that Muslims and Christians worship the same God.

And the former head of our lobbying arm, Russell Moore, argued that we must advocate for the building of mosques in the United States.

So this strange promotion of Islam within Christianity is happening all over.

Both Catholics and Protestants should be asking why their leadership is doing this."

She has attached some screenshots showing that some Christians are OK with finding common ground with Muslims.

Megan Basham on Twitter writes: "Given that I have been critical of the pope in the last few days, including on his self-described communion with Muslims, I do want to take a minute to remind Southern Baptists that our leadership has taken similar stances. The former president of the Southern Baptist Convention, JD Greear, wrote in his book Breaking the Islam code that Muslims and Christians worship the same God. And the former head of our lobbying arm, Russell Moore, argued that we must advocate for the building of mosques in the United States. So this strange promotion of Islam within Christianity is happening all over. Both Catholics and Protestants should be asking why their leadership is doing this." She has attached some screenshots showing that some Christians are OK with finding common ground with Muslims.

Some MAGA acolytes can't imagine people of different creeds, backgrounds, and cultures living peacefully side-by-side. The project to create a cosmopolitan society must be a dark conspiracy. IMO, the central issue of our time is this regressive idea of ethnic absolutism.

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Theyโ€™re out there ๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฆก๐Ÿ€๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ›

And there are more and more everyday.

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So a while back I looked at certain IRL race cars, and thought "damn, this would look so good on a Novabeast!"

So I made Cas, and I'm posting about it now!

And it's a public avatar for y'all to have, too! vrchat.com/home/avatar/...

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econ 101 guy: capitalism isn't perfect but it's the only system that ever worked! without incentive there's no innovation!

capitalists: we're deliberately ending human civilization to protect the fossil fuel industry. we also hope to ban the research and development of competing energy technologies

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Sam Altman openly bragged about how many millions of humans he was going to put out of work with his technology. It's not terrorism when thousands of people and their kids lose healthcare to meet quarterly projections on worthless slop machines.

He's also being sued for raping his own sister

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Papal infallibility - Wikipedia

Maybe do not "convert" to a religion where doctrine is set by the head of faith if you do not want to comply with that, religion in the US and Canada is weird, specially the "converts".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_i...

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"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time.

H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

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incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

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sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

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do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

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Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.

Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

At chiliโ€™s

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Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog

A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of Al, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It's pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about Al (especially Al in creative fields) is that it isn't human, it doesn't have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It's very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it.
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Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of Al, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It's pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about Al (especially Al in creative fields) is that it isn't human, it doesn't have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It's very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it. 3:02 PM โ€ข Mar 12, 2026 โ€ข 748.5K Views

"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."

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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altmanโ€™s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altmanโ€™s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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