That headline tho …

AI or nuclear war or global warming might eradicate humanity, but the truth is that it was the birth of the Internet that pulled the trigger.

Trump will kick the bucket before the end of August. Bookmark this.

I don’t want to get that reference or read it in his voice but here we are and what’s seen cannot be unseen

I said his name

Me!

And a save file.

I’m sure he does

How come Israel can aim in Iran but not in Gaza?

LA riots are not like other riots :)

😂

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This is what Elon does every time, the pretend hold-me-back move. He thinks it makes him look tough.

My youngest turned 18 a few weeks ago. Now my entire family is adult. Can’t tell you how weird that is.

(Which is not even that strange, since women get a sudden influx of testosterone when we get our period and that’s why we act like assholes sometimes. Hormonal = testosterone)

Masculinity looks remarkably much like pms.

Rapid unscheduled disassembly

goddamnit. Now, not no.

trump's at an emergency meeting at the WH. elon is probably building a fortress around spacex

Musk bought the WhiteHouse for Trump, no he's offering to give it to Vance.

Pretty sure he'll go with daddy Musk in the divorce.

I think they're gonna try to nationalise SpaceX.

I'm good people and I'm rooting for both :)

Aren't we happy Elon had full security clearing + an army of tech teenagers with admin rights to everything?

"high ground" in this case is heel inserts.

Trying to decide which parent he wants to say with.

Not so sure Trump is Vance's first pick in this custody battle.

Poop. It's poop.

Honestly I'm rooting for both of them.