It is the children who are unc

lots of 🧊in Brooklyn and they detained one man any habeas lawyers that can go to federal plaza immediately before he’s sent to the 5th circuit I’m trying to get more info

Me every time I open any app

Not sure why I’m getting Medicare type ads in German on my YouTube …just joking I know why 😔

Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july

Coming up!

It will be very quiet. Still.

No one will believe this convo with my 4.5 year old just took place but it did: I just told Fritz “but in your dreams you can have anything you can sail to an island that’s all candy!” His answer was “my dreams will contain nothing - only concrete” 😔

Might finally get the Zassenhaus bread slicer

My favorite part of everything is trying to still work and be a mom while my innards are screaming

Can’t imagine having a kitchen without crackers

Finished with dinner

i’m sure it reflects well on the sociopolitical climate that the overwhelming response to seeing a bunch of tech leaders on a girder hundreds of feet in the air is “Push Them All Off”

Schools are closing in nyc for several days bc the flu is so rampant right now. Everything great

Okie doke

They should make a winter that doesn’t dry out your entire body into powdered husk

Forgot to post. The good news is, that’s a good thing

This is funny bc yeah. All “AI” can really do now IS some programming

Shazam didn’t recognize the Russian opera I was listening too I’m devastated

More like Larry Winters

Me heading into the finance district this morning

The crash out I’m feeling in real time in the city right now (midtown east finance district) is so palpable I need to flee to queens quickly

At last it’s dried bloody snot season once again 🙏

I’m a aloof wife

A baby!!!

Urgent @kateneely.bsky.social

explained the grocery's unexpected sale on lobster (and our subsequent lobster dinner) by shouting gleefully at my wife "HANNAFUHD'S DISTRIBUTAH FUCKED UP THEYH LOBSTA ORDA" which is what Eliza Doolittle would learn to say if My Fair Lady took place in new hampshire

Snacking on kimbap at 10:30pm on a Sunday night before the work week to gain extra powers