I’m guess ‘the boot’ is the one McNugget that I swear is also shaped like my home state of Connecticut.

we really only need about 10% of men to keep going as a species

📰 Man Who Has Sex With Disney Adult Feels “Goofy” After

The ultimate productivity hack is definitely a clunky old laptop barely running Windows 7.

You use that baby to write your scripts or manuscripts, you’re getting through 10 pages a day, easy.

the very hungry manager as a booklet

Hoping some producers in the audience at the PGA Awards who saw the storybook like it enough that they'll look me up on google, find my website, contact me and hire me or even better, back my cartoon pilot.

SHUT UP! IT COULD *SO* HAPPEN!

what should I draw today?

Max Landis' father murdered three people (two of them children) through willful negligence, but Max is still worse.

(Directing Blues Brothers offsets multiple-homicide in the public imagination, I guess.)

It was via the youtube page, when i clicked that bluesky, i got an error.

@jendehaan.bsky.social on your youtube page, the bluesky link doesn’t work. I had to look up your account to tell you this.

Get those hands working and order some stickers!

I wish I could pull off wearing swear words on my clothes, but I’m around kids.

Ahem

Share this one if you've got more followers than me. I have 500 of them I gotta get rid of.

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YOu made milk come out my nose!!

Apparently to distract from shitting himself yesterday on live television, the President shat himself today on live television

A Nation of Pedophiles

A Nation of

HE GOT HIS HAT BACK!

Set it all on fire.

STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERY FUCKING THING! sticker graffiti

STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERY FUCKING THING! sticker on a heavily stickered wall

STOP FORCING A.I. #antiai #stickers around town
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Farley the Mailbox is WOKE.

sticker in situ

Monetize Your Depression sticker

Your depression. Monetize it.

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I made this for an LP cover art show in 2014.

(No one in the show else did 40 year old comedy albums, much less 9 variations on a 40 year old comedy album)

Impeach/Convict/Remove

Impeach/Convict/Remove

Impeach/Convict/Remove Kristi Noem
Impeach/Convict/Remove JD
Impeach/Convict/Remove Donald Trump

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Have you attempted 3D printing or Blender creating of your Hipster Animals?

the DYNASTORE on Bigcartel showing 6 stickers for sale

There are many merch shops like it but this one is mine:
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