belated birthday print sale. all prints in my shop are 40% off through the rest of the month with the code “april40”

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belated birthday print sale. all prints in my shop are 40% off through the rest of the month with the code “april40”

deadspiderhands.bigcartel.com

okay this might be the worst market story i’ve heard

i’ve done a couple with lower sales but those were at least kind of fun. this one was nerve wracking thanks to the wind, i learned brass bands give me sensory overload, and i had some of my most awkward encounters with other people. it will be memorable at least!

a bible

oh yeah someone gave me a bible yesterday too

i’m low on almost all my prints and i’m not restocking a lot of them so it’s bargain basement time.

i am getting my belated birthday print sale ready to go today. i turned old this year so the discount is gonna be real good.

this is incredible information

a juggler

you ever vend at an art market so dire it makes you question your entire existence and also there’s a juggler there?

acrylic painting of a dark haired woman with teeth in the back of her head and blood streaming out of her eye and nose

mindlessly. acrylics on wood. 2020.

bunch of future ufo video pins fresh from the laser

progress painting said ufo video pins

got my laser up and running again

hunting matthew nichols innovates the found footage genre by barely showing you any of the footage they find

first art market of the year next weekend. i haven’t had anyone tell me “that looks like my ex wife” while pointing to one of my monsters for three months now. i must mentally prepare myself to be asked if i’ve seen television shows i’ve never heard of.

he is also a dad now so horrifying all around

his website’s ai generated bio says, “each piece stands as a unique work, created slowly and deliberately, with an emphasis on permanence in a time increasingly defined by speed and reproduction” and then a bunch of it is a bunch of reproductions he started painting like 5 months ago

just found out my grifter cousin who has been at various times a failed youtuber, spiritual guru, new age writer, street magician, watch salesman, guy who owns a bunch of billboards?, and web branding expert who can’t spell is now a Fine Artist reproducing van gogh paintings

digital drawing of a skull lady with a flower crown and stars in her eye sockets and hair

lil doodle for this month’s shop thank you notes

it’s just odd to hear a random 90s song when everything else is much older.

just minding my own business eating chips for dinner and “macarena” started playing

digital drawing of a skull lady with a flower crown and stars in her eye sockets and hair

lil doodle for this month’s shop thank you notes

have another ghostie. acrylics on some weird plaque i bought at a secondhand store.

mentally i am the world’s oldest woman and my secret to long life is “sleep disorders”

i used to have to ask @cromsferatu.bsky.social how old i was because our birthdays are close and he’s one year older

i am about to turn 40 and people around me keep making a big deal about it but there was a three year streak in my mid 30s when i forgot how old i was and i thought i was turning 40 each birthday so this is pretty old news to me

probably i talked about conway twitty more than most children

when i was a kid we went on a school trip to monticello and i was convinced i saw conway twitty’s tombstone there. i used to tell people that conway twitty was buried in the monticello graveyard. i believed this until i was like 27.

April Fool’s Day is just another day to those of us who Just Say Shit all the time.

wow i'm trans, if you can see me you have to buy something, legally
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Digitally colored drawing of a topless figure on their knees with their head down, holding a ball of light, while pieces of debris surround them.

Watercolor and ink self portrait sitting in a bath tub.

Digitally colored drawing of Godzilla Evolved which says "fight transphobia"

Drawing of a figure surrounded by spikes, crouched over, saying "I wish that dehumanizing others wasn't so easy..."

Hey! I'm Brett Marcella. I do comics and zines, figure drawing, and watercolor and ink paintings mostly. I also love kaiju.

Trans day of visibility?
I’m Enoch and I use my short time on this earth to draw naked skeletons