@momusu.bsky.social sica what was your twitter again igot packed

Holy sjit... they twinkified me

Baby

“Excuse me, please move”

Seal:

Can we do a thread of bad hockey takes from the Bad Place?

jumping in uninvited but can vouch as a hair salon employee for this one: the costco "salon formula" moisture shampoo & conditioner is fantastic and has the exact same formula as the $30 for 500ML shampoo & conditioner we use

he was so embarrassed i caught him rummagin.. dont mind me enjoy ur trash

awesome fat squirrel this mornign

manifest me my 500 followers NOW

i wish i was normal enough to leave the other app and actually agree with my oomfs opinions on the other app but unfortunately i am a former chronic imageboard user but i will try to use this more because some of yall left it already

The view from the back of my sister's house, on a snowy day. Heavy, fluffy white snowflakes fall on the already snow-blanketed ground of her backyard. Beyond the yard, the snow lays on the road, it is caked thick and heavy on the branches of pine trees, on the eaves of a light blue shed and, further back, the roofs of houses and a church on a distant hill.

A photo of a simple thing that brought me joy today, first snow edition:

I Should kill myself for losing my shit over hand holding and being told my hands are cute small and dainty at my big age is this middle school (Im so fed up with awful dating app job interviews disguised as dates and meaningless distraction sex that this kind of chaste semi interest gets 2 me bad)

He giggled and told me hes celibate when i did this

is pinning men against a wall at the known library scotiabank arena and having a forehead to forehead stare off not rizz

and he WONT LET ME

this place is so quiet i might even use it to talk about how badly i want to treat my cr*** like a cute little puppy dog

anytime <3 :333

ohh m is taken. nadine?

^ just named 2 wigs those at work

marion
stella

at work thinking of spencer knight

Yes I am I enjoy them the better way too and tkachuk wouldnt say that because he does not give a single shit about that guy but I understand you fujoshi freaks have subhuman iq and live in a world made of your own schizophrenic delusions so its okay really

It would be a shame if somebody came out and glued that court to the ground permanently in Toronto.

Everytime - Spotify Singles Ethel Cain · Everytime - Spotify Singles · Song · 2022

open.spotify.com/track/6NX2uP... her saying her favorite britney song is perfume is sooo enlightened

im not woke enough to pretend im happy about ovi injury idc about putin i wanted to see a 39yo go for a scoring title

I dont care as i am a florida panthers fan and also a normal sports fan who only roots for 1 team where I grew up he can choke on my fat musty horse balls