The call is coming from inside the house

I joke, but the saddest part is that this kind is reporting is actually crucial to navigating the social media-cum-political hellscape we have created

Do you mean to tell me that the edgelord bro who developed their political voice during GamerGate and is now Vice President of the US under an edgelord Boomer President follows an edgelord bro account

I'm in complete agreement with you. But surely I can just solicit people to do the tedious grunt work on my behalf! Isn't that what all the white boy content creators do?

Yassifying Radiohead YouTube video by Kav P

In brighter news, I yassified a depressing Radiohead song: www.youtube.com/shorts/MXruw...

To be fair, this guy was always kind of jealous of my art (yes, I was an artist in a past life). It's kind of nice if he still thinks the character is cute enough to derive his own logo from it. I'll take it as a tribute.

Just would've been nice to have been asked, I suppose!

I regret to say that this is yet another YouTuber from the one you're thinking of. In my defence, I was a YouTuber long before this dude was!

Current status: Hyperfixating on the possibility that the avatar used by my first partner, who is now a popular YouTuber, is actually derived from a character I used to draw when we were in high school

He literally voiced the character for a project I did

Why is every YouTuber I date an arsehole

This is what I wanted to avoid! I hate TikTok so much 😭

A matter-of-fact cover page reads: "La Nouvelle Caledonie et ses habitants: Productions - Moeurs - Cannibalisme"

Just opened a French archival text about New Caledonia and its inhabitants and WELP. What a subheading.

#KavPhD

My fluffy grey and white cat Beelzebumble is looking pompously down at me from the top of her cat tree as I sit on the couch like a peasant

Always looking down on me 😭

Every time I've ever been at a loose end for leads to a question I've had in my research to the point where I ask AI for help, I have always ended up correcting it for giving me bad information and presenting it as factual.

The eternal struggle between not doing labour for free and being a pedant

Representation 👏 isn't 👏 just 👏 about 👏 who 👏 is 👏 in 👏 the 👏 stories 👏

It's 👏 also 👏 about 👏 who 👏 gets 👏 to 👏 tell 👏 those 👏 stories 👏 and 👏 to 👏 whom 👏

It absolutely is antiquated slang. I was flirting with the idea of making it obvious that the character is out of touch through the title, but I don't think it would land!

To be fair, one of my first title ideas was "Puttin' On the Rizz", so I was already at rock bottom and just dug sideways from there

Now thinking about leaning into how the character refers to their viewers as "boyseekers" for the title...

Boyseeking with Kav P?
The Boyseeking Game?
Boyhunting?
Hunting for Boy with Kav P?

...

"Mopey Dick"

This has been a Kav P train of thought

Proof I'm not making shit up:

gnc.jimdofree.com/caldoche-et-...

Drink in the Caucacity

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed Alt: Steve Carell from The Office is slowly rubbing his temples with his hand in obvious pain

I just read a French article genuinely trying to claim that Kanak people reclaiming the term "Kanak", which was used as a pejorative by the French, are doing it wrong, because they're not using the term according to French grammar rules

That's the most French thing I've heard in my life

#KavPhD

I want to throw up, ha ha ha. So I think that's a contender

Yeahhhh, I'll mull around for a bit! Definitely want to keep the "for women" part in there, in hind-sight

I'm currently leaning towards the new title of "Rizzmaxxing with Kav P"

Um actually TT is an initialism

a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder

How do you do, fellow kids?

I'm thinking of a new title for my PUA for Women series, and I'm wondering if any of you cool online people are familiar with the term "rizz" or know any other terms associated with the dating game in the Tik Tok era?

Help, I'm old

Bluesky has made it impossible for people from Gaza to have one consistent account so they are the ones making people do more desperate things while simultaneously also not protecting anyone from scammers

Made my web site less bad and I didn't even use AI

www.kavp.net

I have the worst cat

Reform’s temper tantrum about slavery reparations shows it doesn’t understand Britain’s place in the modern world | Kojo Koram The party’s talk of visa bans for countries seeking reparative justice is not just undemocratic – it displays staggering ignorance about geopolitics, says professor of law and political economy Kojo K...

"You cannot hope to benefit from a “shared history” with someone if you completely refuse to entertain, even for a second, just what their experience of that history was."

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Watch JD Vance ignore the Pope's message in real-time

"It’s so cool that the pope can’t stop tweeting about how much God hates the American government" - @jenny2x4

I think there's also a reason why CORPSE BRIDE lacked the charm of NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS - the animation was so smooth it may as well have been CG