"Plinko-kun owes alimony to his nine catgirl ex-wives"

"They should do that here. Put Jimmy Neutron into Symphony of the Night or something like that"

"pantsless tennis; new balls please"

"like a alien hand syndrome but for the ass"

"I now pronounce you man and knife"

"water fire stomach snow, the four elements"
"everything changed when the stomach nation attacked"

"Mansion of Hittin' Balls"

"birds reportedly hate trigonometry"

"I see 64 and I eat it"
"C Sixty-Vore?"

"you would not believe your bowels if 10 milions owls"

"man don't say 'ara ara' to me in the bathroom
come on"

"Mahjong without stripping is like French Fries without the ketchup. 😜"

"Could We Not Gaming"

"[alex, emerging from the restroom] Checkpoint"

"All my sponsors / Wished me luck / But I let slip / An errant 'fuck' / Burma Shave"

@pals-out.bsky.social "eventually it is possible to get into the hole."

"It's so funny to think how many licensees were led to believe that Rollergames was going to be the next big thing."
"Rollergames was the crypto of the 90s"

"despite all my lube, i am still just some goop in a tube"

"For about a year, I thought Brexit was some kind of sour Weetabix (some kind of freakish wheat bricks that get soft in milk very quick) from the 70s that're disgusting but nostalgic middle-aged folk swear by."

"It impregnates for massive damage!"

"I'd rub cheesy puffs into each other so they'd interlock and stack like Lincoln Logs"

"E. L. Fudge wrote Fifty Shades of Chocolate"

"bicentanial man gets a robot weiner"
"Robottom Surgery"

"*to the tune of have you played atari today* have you shaved a jaguar today"

"flight of the bungholebee"

"Unfollowed by dog furries and Amico otherkins"

"SPONGEBOY BE BOB I SNORTED AN OUNCE OF KETAMINE AND AM ABOUT TO DIE"

"You rescuse Eroge Bush in this?

"*George"

"remember, good things come in bears"

"Join a pirate LARP separatist colony"