what if i fucking kill you

HP Lovecraft sounds like Hewlett Packard’s first and only foray into sex cars

hey babe can you come pick my up from the zoo i guess arctic monkeys aren’t even real

I'm not even anti AI, I'm just pro quality and if that makes you see me as the adversary, perhaps you should start looking at the work you do

I put my pants on like everyone else. When there’s a delivery at the front door.

i was a divorced dad in a past life

earth day fact: when you do yard work, the bees report back to the hive about it (talk sh*t)

"What you made with Sora mattered"

lol

No it didn't. I actually can't think of something that matters less than what you made with Sora

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

digital art. a crying cat in the center. the cat is surrounded by 2 arrows and text. left arrow points to "i wake up". right arrow points to everything happens

cat

what if I just have sexy

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Consider this a reminder that you are not struggling because you "let" yourself "be a victim" or "let" someone abuse you. You're struggling because you've been injured-- and while injuries do heal, they also hurt. No shame.

Don't buy into cultural victim blaming bullsh*t.

I'm GenX and I wouldn't trust the laptop, I only make major purchases on the desktop. Those are Big Computer jobs.

“they said he has no owner but he wears a collar of restraint.” — my nine-year-old, about a bodega cat

I hate how stupid everything is.

Canada. You border Canada.

Her: Could you pass the salt and pepper?

Me: No, but I can push it to you.

Her: Push it?

Me: Push it real good.

the average whales resent the krillionaires

Insomnia has entered the chat and promoted itself to admin

drat!

the litter is coming from inside the cat box

Live-action Disney remakes are great for people that love recognizing movie titles but hate every other part of the experience of seeing a movie.

Great news: your future doctor is currently using AI to cheat on his homework so he can spend more time watching Mr Beast videos

February 2013 is literally one month before I left an Evangelical cult actually lmao

(So yes, but actually no)

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Spring reminder:

We must focus on fixing our souls just as much as we focus on fixing our bodies.

Those glasses are so cute!