That one is great. I forgot about it.

"Joints? Doobies? Spleefs? Reefers?"

The Pope should stay out of politics and allow Trump to finally divorce Catherine of Aragon

“I ain’t got time to bleed.”

i'll read any article of any length. i'll read any book. but i will not watch a youtube explainer or monologue that is longer than three minutes. write it down buddy

Jesus fucking Christ

“The door’s unlocked!”
“And so am I!”

Trump or God. Pick a side. It’s finally happening

monty python the bishop sketch

he don't know the pope got shooters

the NYT article on Lauren Sanchez Bezos

JD Vance doing diplomacy:

[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west

Lynyrd Skynyrd was all like “lord knows i can’t change” and then immediately changed tempos

Damn it. I didn’t have to even play the video and now that music is stuck in my head.

A movie couple that absolutely would have had a podcast.

SOMEBODY'S GOTTA GO BACK AND GET A SHITLOAD OF DIMES

when your not-war with iran is going extremely well

29 years ago today, Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and Ralph Wiggum saw one of the babies and the baby looked at Ralph.

#TheSimpsons episode “Grade School Confidential” first aired April 6, 1997.

Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.

Screen shot from Transformers episode, Dark Awakening, where Ultra Magnus, Kup, Rodimus Prime, Arcee, Spike and Daniel stand in awe at the open -- and empty -- tomb of Optimus Prime.

"He is not here; he has risen, as he said. Come, see the place where he lay."

A replica of Thomas the Tank Engine being transported on a large flatbed truck. It’s strapped down in multiple places and the face portion is covered by a large black bag

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

The Carpenters “We’ve Only Just Begun” - In the Mouth of Madness
Ennio Morricone “The Ecstasy of Gold” - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Propellerheads “Spybreak!” - The Matrix

it seems likely we’re doing a ground invasion, which fulfills american policy at every turn is that we need more dead americans for the glory of israel

nice greaves loser, gonna go on a fuckass little quest?

not for nothing, but you’re in the middle of a war that’s not going very well and you have time to inappropriately meddle in some low level disciplinary matter just to post about it, i really have to question what exactly your fucking job is