Still find it bizarre that Freddie Scappaticci, a Belfast son of Italian immigrants, who killed for the IRA but was actually a British agent, loved the blues

If they only want to mimic the speed of operation, I'm ok with that (checks and balances withstanding). Everything else, not so much.

That's not actually a bad point, though. Trump is destroying the existing world order very quickly.

Just tuned in to Deal or No Deal. Mulhearn asks "Are you sure the jackpot is in that box?" "I am, yes" says the contestant. No you're not. Just fast forward to the bit where they win £50 after refusing an offer of £10k. That's what we all want to see.

What have you done with his jowls?

Merry Christmas everyone! *Burps*

I wasn't aware of it but will give it a go. I read Say Nothing earlier this year and that is some book.

Slim for a giant? 😂

Excellent book. As is The Corner 👍

Has anyone posted the broken club badge yet?

Lack of digits in a digital age?

Manchester City 5 Spurs 2 1994 YouTube video by Gav City

Over 30 years since this classic now. What a day!

youtu.be/0PkXMHpyMSQ?...

It’s Steve MacKenzie’s birthday today. You remember him.

“Pint of Thunderbastard please, squire…”

Copied and pasted from an almost 2 year old tweet. Steer clear I reckon 👍

What are the farmers planning?!?!!

Just popped into Twitter and was immediately assaulted by *that* clip of Ricky Villa scoring at Wembley. That's the final straw. Can you block videos on this thing?

Our kid & his mates took me to Maine Rd the day after my 6th birthday. I remember nothing except Tommy Caton's hair & the alternating whiff of Bovril & urine.

Easy to miss. Will stick some air in it tomorrow.

Check tyre existence more like.

So I say to my lad "What do you mean, the tyre's gone?"
"It's not there anymore"
"Didn't you notice while you were driving?"
"Well, there was a warning on the dashboard that said 'Check tyre pressure'"
The "tyre" ⬇️

They'll drive us all to LinkedIn if they have their way!

Thought I could smell cabbage.

Nasri's trip to the drip doctors was the day twitter peaked. Gone downhill ever since.

Well, it was fun while it lasted. Is Delaney on here yet?

Post. But I reckon any of them will do 😂

It's really gone downhill in recent years. This place seems to be picking up though!

Was mancunian10 on the old bird app, which was only slightly more imaginative than my actual name.