Goose makes their Wrigley Field debut!

I was reading “irradiated”

Just a couple eggs chilling in the ramp patch

As we rowed up to Fennario…

my idea of economics was forever changed when this girl in ninth grade was like “your family’s rich” and i said “yeah right, my dad’s a journalist and my mom’s a teacher, do the math” and she said “my dad’s a magician”

Phart

Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.

Personally I think when a world leader announces “Tune in tonight at 8pm Eastern to watch the world end” like it’s the fucking season premiere of Roseanne we should have a different leader the next day.

ABC news headline Artemis 2 crew faces mental physical strain in deep space

Yeah, well it's not so great down here either, ABC News.

A curvy rectangle shape colored in a multi colored gradient and with a similar but contrasting coloring a related wormy pattern throughout. The whole shape has been cut through with thin mono weight lines that cut it into letter shapes sort of in the style of a 60s rock poster. Highlights have been applied to the letter shaped to give them some dimension. They spell out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

The broth is a 10/10, no notes. It’s all the other bullshit that makes it a mid-tier sooop. Soggy ass bread, a deep dish pizza’s worth of cheese, and onions you have to slurp like ramen noodles

Happy Easter to all the board games, except Apiary and Barrage!

Doctors’ microplastics levels must be (ahem) off the charts

@hendgegamers.bsky.social

Prothonotary Warbler is my favorite Robert Hunter song

Important read

Wow fuck AI

But the DOW’s at 45,000…points!!!

Would love to hear a reporter ask Trump if he thinks the earth is flat

Many people are saying …

Silent generation astronauts going on a rant about how when they were in space they only had “NASA Standard Sauce - Somewhat Piquant” and they were happy for it

“If you’ve seen one fjord, you’ve seen them all”

—a viking, probably

Some real Wes Anderson-level shit right here

Fantastic thread

Yes, but fancy restaurant above