The art history nerd in me ACTIVATED when my family watched Zootopia 2 today. The snake village looks EXACTLY like Casa Batllo in Barcelona. The movie took direct inspiration from Gaudi!!! 🤩🤩🤩

I was gonna wait too, but I got impatient

Just binged the first four episodes of Hazbin S2. DAMN they put MONEYYYYY into those songs! The soundtrack is extra incredible this go around! 🤩🤩🤩

The entire situation is so many layers deep of inappropriate that I’m still stunned to this day

Thinking about the time when my mom commented that my body would handle pregnancy well because I’m already stretched out (weight gain joke) and the HR manager at my day job said the least HR thing possible: he said I should traumatize my mother by mentioning how my my husband stretches me out.

I know that it looks bad to show up to a Halloween makeup client with two bottles of “Spirit Halloween” branded spirit gum, but it’s way too late in the game to get Prosaide delivered on time. I didn’t realize how much of my makeup kit Prosaide I’ve used up for pasties. 😅

I saw three masked police officers in full gear standing outside my local CVS when I was picking up my prescription. They weren’t doing anything. Just standing there. Why were they there in the first place???

I mean I know why. It’s just outside of DC. But WHYYY??? 😓😓😓

A 2-year-old girl kept pointing to my hair and her dad said “yeah what princesses do you know who have green hair?”

So now this kid thinks I’m Te Fiti. (Island goddess? I’ll take it.)

EJAE, Audrey Nuna and Rei Ami from KPop Demon Hunters: Golden | The Tonight Show YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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SCREAMING!!!!! This was an instant click as soon as I woke up! 🤩🤩🤩🤩

It’s been less than three weeks and I’m already tempting fate in my IG stories. Let’s see what happens. 🤗

Meow meow? Meow meow! 😻 Y’all miss the fluffy pink cat suit? This October means it’s time for cute costumes!!!

10/10: 🌶️ (mild)
10/25: 🌶️🌶️🌶️ (hawt)

Last night, I showed my husband the “For Our Children” benefit concert for AIDS, which I had on VHS as a child of the 90s, and really influenced my performance style.

Disney did something special with that concert. Have they done anything like this recently? I know they have the ability to.

Eheheheh first time going to a 🌿 on my own, and I buy my sleep aids with mostly $1 bills from last night’s Philly gig.

Legit I pulled out the tip bag and told the lady behind the counter “please don’t be alarmed… I had a show last night.”

She just laughed. Fair, this is probably normal for her. 😅

I’m gonna watch this as soon as I get home

Update: looks like my “Hot Mess” post in April got reviewed again and is now removed from the list of offenders. But IG didn’t reinstate the post. It’s still gone. 😤

Eyyyyy I got another ding on IG for “sexual solicitation” and now I can’t use my DMs for three days!

I also can’t join live streams or post ads for a full month, but I don’t do that anyway.

Eh whatever. Social media gonna do what it does to SW. 🤗

Sauna strip photoset is releasing on 9/25!

And according to my schedule, today is a fun video drop on my sites. 🤭

I’m back from CCE and here is my first haul of fan site photosets! Y’all I’m so happy I got an Airbnb with a hot tub and sauna! 😍

9/10: Pikachu bikini hot tub
9/25: Sauna strip

Slime Rancher 2 - Official Release Date Trailer YouTube video by GameTrailers

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YESSSSSSSSSSS 🤩🤩🤩🤩

Freddie Mercury - The Great Pretender (Official Video Remastered) YouTube video by Freddie Mercury Solo

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I’ve decided that if I ever do an act as Jax, I’m using this song.

#tadc

The latest episode of The Amazing Digital Circus is taking up more headspace than usual because I’m processing A LOT of shit.

I used to date someone with a very similar personality to Jax. And hoo boy did it take years of therapy to recover from that abusive situation.

I’ve watched the newest episode of The Amazing Digital Circus three times in a row tonight. I am blown away.

Alamo Drafthouse is doing a singalong for KPOP Dempn Hunters? Awesome, I don’t have to pay for a Netflix subscription. That’s literally the only reason I haven’t watched it yet.

Hey back then I was “no slut era” for a completely different reason.

Me: I missed out on a slut era because of my upbringing!

Partners: Okay you have our consent. Go be a slut as long as you’re safe and communicative.

DTF friends: We’re down to make plans and be respectful about it.

Me: …uh oh I literally FAFO’d that I don’t wanna do slut era.

😵‍💫

Well THAT was unexpected. Damn I feel old.

Trying to sleep and focus on my day job as much as possible in the month of August. I am booked every single weekend in September, and my October and November schedules are almost completely full. August HAS to be my prep month.

I’m currently in a race against my podcast queue. I have gaming podcasts queued with spoilers for Expedition 33 and Persona 4, and I gotta get to the end of these games before my queue catches up to me.

Do you like pikachu? Do you like cute cosplay swimsuits? Then this photoset is for you! Find my sites on my Linktree. 💛💛💛

I’ve been a professional burlesque performer for TEN YEARS and only gathered the courage to tell my father about it a week ago.

I wonder how much longer it will take for me to tell him about the polyamory… 😬😬😬