“DONT PUT THE KISSING PART oh you already hit post….” -wife

“My brain made me think about gorillas, but I don’t remember the context” -my wife, while we were kissing

My wife will drink expired milk before she drinks water.

My wife made me watch The Mummy, so she said next anniversary she’ll watch Cats with me >:3

Sign up with the bb clarinet and if you like it this year/stick with it, revisit the conversation. Maybe once you’re in the band you’ll meet someone there who has a spare bass clarinet sitting around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

An elite eight basketball bracket image but with 8 gars instead of basketball teams. Really. Alligator Gar, Longnose Gar, Hybrid Gar, Cuban Gar, Tropical Gar, Florida Gar, Shortnose Gar, Spotted Gar.

Who you got winning GARch Madness??? 🐟🏀😎

Credits (photos, illustrations, design): @garlab.bsky.social team & @zankurus.bsky.social

Why watch a show when I don’t trust the writers— when I could just read a fic and 10,000% trust the writers?

Surprise Pap smear = immediately get a 20 oz ice coffee treat.

And ice cream and making excel sheets and fish documentaries and paint markers and Diet Coke and

Too bad I really like running water and plumbing and AC and heat and tv and microwave and playing video games and eating take out and little treats and sleeping in. Otherwise I think I would really good at living in the wilderness and not dealing with this bullshit.

:O THATS SO COOOOOOL!!

Who knew taxes were so easy?? All you need is a very intelligent very patient wife :3

I deserve a treat for my getting taxes done, even though all I did was give the paperwork to my wife and choose a playlist to listen to while she did it :)

A comic with two panels. Top: ditto wearing a tie and looking at graphs on a computer titled "I'm tired of looking at the bad lightscreen" Bottom: Ditto playing pokopia on a TV and smiling. "I'm want to go home & look at the good screen" Trxyland signature

Good 😽

Deleted my first comment because I’m not cyber bullying Joe.

DAMN

You must be so proud of your baby 🥹🥰 will u please tell Louise I love her?

But what if u have to pee while u stream?!?!!??! :o

Peeped that fish fabric square on the table! 💪🙌🐟

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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

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Dead ass, got the notification preview for this post without the photo, and I thought Joe was talking about himself…..

Yes but u should also finish the pizza delivery one as well

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Amen 😌🙏

…. Elaborate????

Prof Bees, you are my favorite Bluesky account.

Like an evil horse or something, idk