This confused the hell out of me at first. I was like "WOAH NATHAN PLAYS STEEL DRUMS?!" and then I realized he's sitting right there LOL

A digital illustration done in simple contour lines and rough pencil coloring on neutral tinted paper background of a woman reclining on a surface in a faint. Seen from a foreshortened angle from her knees and feet. She’s laying on one hip with her torso twisting to supine. The back of one hand lays across her forehead and the other is held limply on her ribs. Her head is back and her red curls spread out on the ground around her. She’s wearing a white, voluminous and old fashioned night dress. Orange lettering in an Art Nouveau style to the right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

I got to play my violin again,WITH FRIENDS, and it was wonderful 😭

A cartoon alligator drawn with digital colored pencils. He’s lying on his back with his head propped up by one gator paw and his tail curving back around so he’s basically in an S-shaped configuration. His mouth is open and there are two little brown birds – one on his snoot and one inside – cleaning him, which might not be a thing alligators and birds specifically do but I didn’t look it up. There’s a red alarm clock on the gator’s tummy and he’s wearing a yellow t-shirt that has blue writing on it reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

A digitally hand-colored collage of vintage clip art. In the center A blue-skinned woman with a short blonde vintage hairdo. She has large colorful moth wings, and is wearing a pink, lace-trimmed nightie the skirt of which she's lifting up delicately with pinched fingers on each hand. Emerging from below the nightie, is a large blue hand, grasping the wrist of a large green, pointy-finger nailed hand surrounded by a green glow. The hand is reaching for a young boy laying in grass below. He's wearing a black and orange striped shirt and jeans, and appears to be writhing in extreme pain. Behind and to the right of the woman, sprouting on a tree truck coming out of the same grass is a very large human skull wearing a silk top hat with an ace of spades card in its red band. The skull is also smoking a cigarette on a long holder. To the left of the woman is a man in a banana yellow tux and tails operating a guillotine. The blade of the device seems to have just dropped harmlessly throug the neck of another blond woman whose head is occupying the stocks of the machine. A word balloon leading back to her contains the words 'Maybe it will happen today...'

A very cartoon-styled digital illustration. An orange and red candy striped cannon is firing a big bouquet of daisies through a ring of pink 3D lettering in front of a blue background. Also inside the lettering are a heart, butterfly, and gold sparkle. The lettering reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

I posted the first drawing that said ‘maybe it will happen today’ on it a year ago. Seems longer.

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

Cis? Pissed? Here's something you can do today.

(Hello my trans friends, obviously you can also do this but you can also like, play video games or eat ice cream or pet a dog)

A SAKELETEN ANGEL PLAYS THE HARP AND THERE ASKIN YA "FEEL BAD ? ME TOO LOL WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO LOL" AND WELL I MEAN I HAVE SOME IDEAS BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES, IN THE SHORT TERM, I THINK IM GONGA GET BACK TO SMOKING A LITTLE MORE WEED THEN USUAL, GO ON SOUL SEEK AND DOWNLOAD SOME REGGAE AND DUB, THEN COMPETE IN "DA BRAIN OLYMPICS" WHICH IS WHEN U TRY TO DO NORMEL STUFF WHILE YOUR REALLY HIGH AND HAVE TUNNEL VISION, LIKE, MAKE 1 HOT DOG, YOU MIGHT THINK THATS EASY BUT WHEN YOUR BLAZED ITS NOT, U START GETTING IDEAS OF THE HOT DOG BEING COOKED IN A NEW WAY SO U TURN UP THE OVEN AND DO A FANCY CUT ON THE DOG, AND DANGEL IT OFF THE OVEN RACK AS A SPIRAL, THEN YOU WORRY THAT YOUR GONNA FORGET ABOUT IT , SO YOU OPEN THE OVEN OVER AND OVER AND AFTER 100 HOUR'S YOU HAVE A SLIGHTLY WEIRD HOTDOG. "BRONZE MEDAL IN DA BRAIN OLYMPICS" ALSO WHAT I WAS CALLED IN SCHOOL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

A digital illustration in a graphite style of my fluffy gray cat, Bear, with a sort of blank expression on his face. Behind the graphite drawing is a varied gradient of colors in his fur, grays, blues, purples, yellows, pink in the ears and yellow eyes. Across his impressive fluffy mane are hand lettered words in a block serif style reading 'Maybe It will happen today'

ICE observers in the Twin Cities are in need of dash cams to prevent further intimidation and frivolous claims.

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If you've been looking for a way to help, we'd sure appreciate it!

Holy crap Lois, this is worse than that time I bombed Caracas and kidnapped the President of Venezuela

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan

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YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)

Yikes. What a bad look. I think it's time to reassess your values.

I’m not in the habit of putting people on blast on social media, but I really and truly did not expect to see this kind of PR behavior from this convention. Whoever made the decision to delete should step down.

Also very telling about the status of MAG is how so many people in my DMs are basically like "I'm afraid if I say this publicly I won't ever get booked" which is just beyond fucked. If MAG would pass on someone due to totally valid criticism then MAG needs better people.

I guess technically the policy doesn't say anything about year to year to year booking...? 💀

Hi I'm sorry but did this account seriously just delete the original post and repost it with the same typo on the band name for the sake of shaking off all the quote tweets calling out the ugly double standard they have for one band?

Indeed they did!

(No shade to the band whatsoever) MAGFest, we love you, but it hurts aspiring performers when you don’t abide by your own policies about year-to-year bookings. Third year in a row of the same band. These kinds of decisions do not go unnoticed by the community of artists who support you.

Album cover for “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL [INSTEAD OF MUSIC] LITTLE SONGS I SING TO MY DOG! 87”

EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”

KIM KITSURAGI - Well... except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out.

Can I buy some? Serious inquiry.