working from home

I noticed that you've never texted me

Or doesn't*, ya know

Me: I wonder why my nephew does respond to my texts

Also me: "is playing an oboe just reedmaxxing"

BALL

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

Game owes you nothing.

They hate to see women doing well

A water cooler trivia figurine with a post it that says CHEATER

So, we have a weekly trivia game at work, and the results come out during our staff meeting on Fridays. I'm pretty good at trivia and usually end up in the top 3.

Last week, I got a 10/10. This ended up on my desk.

So on this week's staff meeting, I told whoever left it to "seek therapy"

The venn diagram of pavement guys and guys who inform everyone they turned motion smoothing off on a TV that wasn't theirs.

I know there are definitely some mutuals out there who would be interested in playtesting this!

cc: online game communities

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Omg I just found this at a thrift store on Sunday

Yes!

The one thing getting me through the sadness of missing SGDQ is knowing I already have time off scheduled for SGL.

The absolute GALL of the stopwatch that I (willingly, voluntarily) set to tell ME that loading the dishwasher only takes TWO MINUTES

Okay, I need to ahead of a few things and make some things clear, I have never been one of The Master's wives, and I am completely unfamiliar with a person named "Torgo." I have a strong legal team and consider spurious accusations a serious matter.

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

I am no longer tapping the sign. I am beating the devil out of it with a baseball bat.

MOST EARNED IT
Minneapolis

MOST SYMBOLICALLY CORRECT
Philly

MOST DEVASTATING TO TRUMP
New York

FUNNIEST
Miami

Today is the inaugural Black Bookstore Day! We partner with over 300 Black-owned bookshops across the globe, and today—and every day—is a great time to show them love 💓

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David Lynch April 1, 2026 This weekend I'm going to try to find out if I'm connected to the moon. @DAVID... April 6, 2026 David Lynch I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

Sound on

Lots and lots of people playing Zelda II right now, and I just want to know: are you all okay?

Screenshot from Riven

He is riven

🥰

FreeCell up next! It's just me and @bdluttrull.com against the world

A photo of a window with white text that reads “lab screening, testosterone therapy “men”, hormone therapy “women,” bio identical pellet therapy, medical weight loss” and includes a Missouri phone number.

The three genders: “men,” “women,” and bioidentical pellets