I prefer short rows!

Just watched a blue jay try and eat a frog. Frog won

blazer is slay

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Try thriftbooks!

Called my dentist to make a follow up appointment last minute and the receptionist tried to say “have a nice day” and “no problem” at the same time and said “have a problem”

It inverts the sound waves. Don’t ask me how. It’s crazy

complaining about the work i have to do is maybe the most vital part of my workflow

hahaha we saw it yesterday and I thought of that video immediately. Too bad you can’t copyright a concept like that

Another banger philosophical question from my French tutor (that I have to answer in French): Is it necessary to define oneself in order to exist in society? Like idk man it depends

driving in other states with MA plates is like having a big sign on your car that says “sorry I’m like this”

Dreamed insects had mammal-like bodies. far worse to imagine than how they look now

Oomfie famous?

my sister had to tell our relatives to stop buying clothes/toys from there because she’s so worried about lead and cadmium! Also congratulations!!!

do you have any idea how hard it is to be a francophile who hates the rinds of soft cheeses

fascinating that amazon is so popular when trying to find anything of quality on there is a fool's errand. do people just not care?

how else is everyone supposed to know i am so generous with my special blood

so be it i want my pin!!!

lost my red cross one gallon pin a mere 5 days after getting it

am i incompetent or is it really hard to stop a screen recording

knitting will have you asking yourself hard questions like does my sweater really need sleeves?

would looove to do it there

did a dumpling crawl and ate 27 dumplings at 6 different restaurants. really fun. feeling surprisingly good. t.roots was the winner in case you’re ever in northampton massachusetts

i wish bagel with cream cheese had the same nutritional profile as a salad

love my french lessons so much. the guy is in a different country every time. he's in ulaanbataar today. we spend an hour debating topics like "does cancel culture go too far?" and "is humor subjective?" and then he tells me french idioms

A screenshot of the Anki flashcard app. The recto says “the kohlrabi” and the verso says the French translation, “le chou-rave”

I take a very “you never know when you might need it” approach to making flashcards

can't go for a walk because we have rolling thunderstorms, can't go to the gym because it's closed, have to start scaling the walls like a gecko in order to get my energy out

pleased to announce the polar seltzer company took my feedback into consideration and changed the label of one of their beverages from strawberry créme (incorrect) to strawberry crème (correct)

by far my favorite thing about France is that none of their cans require a can opener. It’s a pull tab country baby

which is why i am frankly shocked Ireland didn’t make it in, I’ve been listening to Laika Party on repeat