All the kids are screaming at 67. But I just keep thinking of 911.

That's a new one. Never seen that before.

I do this to my GF often 👌
"Oh... what was I just talking about? I got distracted."

*glares at you werewolf-ly

I think it would be proportional to your follower count and activeness on the internet.

Sadly, I think almost every transwoman on the internet would cop it a bit 😞
But you're copping it at 10,000 followers level.

As a non-american. The phrase "they're not even pretending anymore" feels so ridiculous.

From an outsider looking in, they haven't been pretending for at least 8-10 years. And it's hilarious how slow America has been to wake up to it all.

#BlueskyCantTakeAJoke

Rats! Yet another loss for science :-(

What's it like being 50?

To quote Cpl Hicks from 'Aliens'; 'We're on an express elevator to hell...going down!"

A pic from my 2019 collection.

#Access #Disability #UrbanPlanning #Uh,Don'tDoThis

Dear god no 🤢

That's really cool to read :-)

I used to binge drink SUPER heavily about 5 years ago, but these days I'm almost dry. And when I do drink, I can confidently have 1-2 and then I'm happily done.

Keep up the good work 😁

I can second this. They're surprisingly amazing, especially for teeny tiny computer screws.

1000 layoffs combined with stock buybacks are a classic stock inflation move to make the company look more valuable than it is on the books.

Basically legal fraud...

I just think it's more comfy having a nice relax.

And?..
#BeggingForAPegging
#TADC

I don't know if he was "human luke" so much as "completely useless luke" tho.

OH YEAH!!!!!!!

#BlueskyCantTakeAJoke

The awkward cuts where they've obviously restarted the pendulum on a different arc is quite funny.

Disco Elysium?

That's what my friends call me after my fanfic went live.

The melon crushing challenge can definitely be a bit of a gimmick.

An overripe watermellon (while not tasty to eat) is much easier to crush. And one that is right in season has better snap than a flexible one at the start/end of the season.

Good luck with attempt 2!!!

Give me more, dammit!!!!

I'll take it all over another fking Disney live action remake, or Blumhous deepdive into racism...

Just shuddered at the thought of chaffing my junk of scalemail 🤢

Oh shit. He finally said something correct.

Patch Notes:
- Negative overflow integer bug fixed
- Sage still here