You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!
They're cowards for not doing this.
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
In TTRPG world, I’ve got a biweekly 5e game moving very slowly through Red Hand of Doom. Between the toddler and general friend banter every session, we only get about a 90 game in, which is…rough for an ongoing campaign.
I’m finally getting to play Silksong, and I’m once again reminded that
1) I’m a sucker for metroidvanias
2) I’m bad at video games
3) The atmosphere in these games is indescribably well done
This has actively stopped me from playing multiple games I want to try. It’s incredibly frustrating
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
estrogenesis-evangelion on tumblr: "i don't care if monday's bleak tuesday matches wednesday's freak thursday mispronouncing steak it's friday, i'm in love"
At work today, we had to explain to a colleague in Singapore that “have a gander” means “take a look.”
He had only searched for the word “gander” and was understandably very confused.
Today I decided it’s time to tell my kids that St Patrick isn't real, and that it's been me who’s been putting the snakes under their pillows all these years.
starting a secretive conspiracy within the Catholic church to promote minorities, Opus DEI.
Perfect
Important question: if Pokémon were real, which would you be comfortable eating?
My mom arrived in town yesterday while I was at work.
Mysteriously, the amount of Duplo my son owns also doubled by the time I got home from work, and is now overflowing the container we had.
I have a solution that will please both sides
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
I would shoot the computer with a handgun five to eight times
I would say it makes it easier to hit any one of the displaced images, but you still have to figure out which image is correct. So Adv & Disadv cancel out.
That aligns with RAW clearly saying that the two would cancel.
OH MY GOD YOU COULD NAME IT PACIFIC GYM COME ON
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
It’s a staple of British homes and businesses.
A fun brain teaser:
When my son is disturbed at night and he cries out in his sleep, does he call for:
A) His mother who birthed him and takes care of him every day.
B) His father who provides for him and holds him all night long.
C) His aunt/uncle who play with him and spoil him
D) Henry Hoover
Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
@tinabuttajelly 2 days ago Last Voyage of the Demeter
@ICELEVEL = obi-wan kenobi: I fought in a galactic war and watched my pupil become a fascist. The most evil people imaginable are in this airport bar
I once shot a man for criticizing my text alignment.
It was justified.
Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
