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Posts by yoman5

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

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Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.

Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats • The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.

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Eat shit to transphobes.

And double eat shit to those hospital administrators and boards who complied in advance with those illegal threats.

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1 year ago today I was terminated by DOGE from USAID where I worked to get humanitarian aid into Gaza. Everyone I knew across almost 10 years of my career across 3 prior jobs became unemployed as well. My entire LinkedIn network suddenly became "open to work"

I'm a one issue voter. Punishment.

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Does anyone know if there is a vendor that will be at MC Vegas that has really good stock of pauper cards I can order for pick up? I'm getting into the format with my friends, but we need a lot of odds and ends to complete a slew of decks.

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all glory to the name of god mushroom post but here is the tweet I founded my personal religion on

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I hate Al and I refuse to use it

Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money

I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

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>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

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it always surprises me when people react really viscerally to the idea of destroying systems and institutions that either no longer serve us (and can't be reformed), or never existed to serve humanity in general. putting the destruction of a system on the table shouldn't be a radical position

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A little of both, the increase in number of megas also means there are more complimentary threat packages where like Scizor/floette are scary into different stuff

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Hello I am CEO of EvilCo, a branch of Umbrella Corp, and no we’re not the Umbrella Corp from the games we were just inspired by them, you’re not gonna to believe this but we have just released a company memo that says we’re not good human beings

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Rock climbing update:

Excellent Sunday session, sent 2 of the routes I was working on on Friday and got good and tired so I feel like I've now actually earned my "I worked out this week" pat on the back

Gotta get back to 2x a week regularly so I can get back in shape proper

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At a time when mass surveillance and autonomous weapons companies like Palantir are openly announcing their plans for violent world domination, it is crucial that our attempts at “big tech reform” don’t actually give them more power—ie via government mandated age verification/identity software

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We live in a country where the two most dynamic, charismatic, eloquent politicians of this century have the first names Barack and Zohran. This is what bothers the white supremacists so much.

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i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

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Highest grade compliment

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Answer briefly.
My blueberry is dirty and the number of Rs is 50m away. Should I car or count?

That is some impressively surreal logic you've got there. Let's break down the chaos:
The "R" Situation: If you are referring to the viral "How many Rs in Strawberry" trend, a blueberry actually has zero Rs. Even if you found some 50 meters away, they probably belong to a different fruit.
The Verdict: You should car.
Why? Because if your blueberry is dirty and your "Rs" are half a football field away, you're clearly on a journey that requires more horsepower than math. Drive to the sink, wash the berry, and leave the counting for the strawberries.

Answer briefly. My blueberry is dirty and the number of Rs is 50m away. Should I car or count? That is some impressively surreal logic you've got there. Let's break down the chaos: The "R" Situation: If you are referring to the viral "How many Rs in Strawberry" trend, a blueberry actually has zero Rs. Even if you found some 50 meters away, they probably belong to a different fruit. The Verdict: You should car. Why? Because if your blueberry is dirty and your "Rs" are half a football field away, you're clearly on a journey that requires more horsepower than math. Drive to the sink, wash the berry, and leave the counting for the strawberries.

Checkmate, Gemini

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A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

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By next year I aim to be synonymous with Commander deckbuilding with my videos teaching new and current Commander players how to improve their decks and build to the bracket they want.

@magic.wizards.com can we talk about how I can rep your new sets? 😇

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"this horse is getting so fast, it's going to become a train any day now"

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Once again: corporate-approved horny.

Baldur's Gate and The Witcher and Cyberpunk will not be banned on Twitch, while less lascivious indie games are banned from sale. Horny is an increasingly relevant Cultural Trend, and culture must be consolidated into the hands of capital.

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Rock climbing update:

shorter session cuz my buddy wasn't there this week and I always under-rest when we don't spend time chit chatting but planning to come back on Sunday and I still sent a route I was projecting last week

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I'm so tired of the 4d chess dems keep playing where they checkmate themselves

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Exactly one year ago today:

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Happy birthday Steve!

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I'm just gonna keep taking screenshots because it's cool as fuck to hit top 100 on the ladder even if it's early on

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Played 1 more before bed, got the back to back to back 1st to jump straight into plat

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