Personally I'd have to be well toned, and able to exercise freely without too much stress on my body.

Sod fit I'll stay fat.

Weapon of ass destruction

A perfect monster for draining

Neil Hilborn - This Is Not the End of the World YouTube video by Button Poetry

youtu.be/1lg2mLWOAi0

if you want to continue existing
do something
learn to make clouds using only your breath
build a house even if every wall leans to the left
love it anyway
just like a season
just like a child

This little fluff butt has just taken his last trip to the vet.

He brought so much love into my life for 2.5 years that it's hard to feel sad.

All any of us can ask for is a life full of fun and love.

Puck had that and gave that too.

It's been an honour little man. #rats

Pan the pasta fiend

Went to see 28 Years Later. Jodie Comer as always is fantastic. Good film overall but the last 25 minutes plodded and the last two or three felt cheesy and out of place. #horror

I'm just a comfortable and convenient table.

Dear lord, protect me from those who would sin against me. Unless the sin is fun in which case stay out of my way.

Mountains feel like molehills when you are clawing your way up from 300ft below.

Even if you’re not all those molehills can merge and become a mountain all their own.

#mentalhealth

Disappointment in your twenties:
It's payday in 2 weeks and I can only afford to go out one more time.

Disappointment in your 40s:
I missed the 3 minutes for which my avocados were ripe.

Every day I wake still as a poor feels like a hate crime committed by the universe

I'm waiting for my birthday breakfast in bed. Apparently the two fuzzy little dudes haven't bothered to learn how to.

This puppy is weird but I love him.

My washing machine has given up on me. I've tried dealing with it by kicking it, punching it. Neither worked.

I am therefore dealing with my stress like an adult. Screamed into a pillow, bought a pack of cigarettes and opened my bday gin a couple of days early.

His final line was so poignant 😢

As I walked home from the cinema I was on high alert for death! Thought my time had come when I had to walk past geese on a canal.

As much as it would be nice to have something that could make my hair thicker and fuller so I could dye it blue again, I would happily pay a kidney to have a product that stopped my hair and beard growing when I've got it looking good.

This constant upkeep is a pain. 😂

Three stinky boys.

You can lead a whore to water but you can't stop the stink.

I made a mistake letting Pan watch Alien. #pets

Absinthe makes the tart grow stronger.

Well that was quite an episode!

Can it be next week now please?

#DoctorWho

Just back from seeing Thunderbolts*.

Fantastic film and I genuinely had tears in my eyes at one point.

Looking forward to what comes next.

Geese are satan's favourite animal but the goslings were cute.

Thought Final Destination: Bloodlines did a nice job of freshening up a tired franchise.

Few niggles including that Bobby seemed age miscast compared to everyone around him.

Also Iris says she hasn't left her cabin in 20 years, not long after saying something that suggests she must have. #horror

Panford Morgan nibbling pickles.

Just back from seeing Until Dawn. Nothing groundbreaking but a fun little horror movie nonetheless.

NHS billions wasted as bipolar patients left ‘forgotten and failed’ Exclusive data shows how neglect of this common mental health condition costs the UK nearly £10bn a year.

"But that's the frustration here - even though there is strong evidence that specialist care improves the outcomes for the patient, and costs the state less, there are still so few bipolar specialist facilities.

"It's a tragedy."

Tell me about it.
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