it's so cool that the brits don't have capitalism- how'd y'all do that?

definitely adding Brianna Wu to my filter because that is definitely someone with a fetish for being yelled at

are you having beef with yourself from 5 months ago

Is this from makeup night

That's easy- veni vidi vici

who giving the best head

I didn't even know that they knew each other

This is a stretch but we could call it "Sex Degrees of Kevin Bacon"

so close! But you mixed up pets and human beings again! So- children are human beings with brains that can interpret complex ideas like gender whereas cats and dogs are animals who poop & pee outside or in a dirt box.

Why don't you try and revisit the basics before deciding who gets rights

What happens when the fat guy from this is us wins the Superbowl (I assume for the Steelers since they have all the old rothlesberger play calls laying around)

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

inside job

I've shown this post to probably a dozen people and I don't think I'll ever get over the face they make halfway through, truly an all-timer

uhhhh, let me be queer

well yes, but this clearly doesn't include the sf fire employee I'm talking to- they work at the bank why would they lie to me?

and then twitch takes half of that and then health insurance costs $100,000, and after you buy replacement sheetrock panels for your rumpus room, you basically break even if you're lucky

Dude we are so good at watching movies we are basically sizzle and egg bert

I think (Cartoon) is doing some heavy lifting here

some of you online fellers come up with such interesting turns of phrase for masturbating

wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social waiter (taking empty plate): boy you must have hated it huh? me: yeah i dumped it on the floor under the table (waiter looks under the table and all my shit is completely out) 6:27 PM • Nov 27, 2024

Pretty smart to wait until WW3 is about to break out to get caught cheating so almost no one hears about it

New Rose Hotel is the only movie on this shelf I haven't seen and basically every other movie is one that I love, so I guess I need to move New Rose Hotel up my list!

"President Trump has removed the protective cup from his genitals, calling the device 'woke and gay'- Oh what's this? He's now pointed a loaded handgun at his own dick and balls and pulled the trigger for some reason"

look at rich moneybags over here bragging about no financial hardship

it's so nice to have real grocery stores like Albertsons that don't sell sprinkle cookies

I think if I hated the majority of people around me, I'd check myself into an institution because that would probably make me throw myself onto train tracks, so good luck with that

So what's your plan for the future if you think 80% of the people around you deserve death?

So, 75 million people voted for Kamala Harris in 2024- you take glee in the idea of the other ~275 million Americans in camps? You think they deserve that?

do you think this is something a good person says?