oh no

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

if i'm the pitching coach here, i'm telling devin williams to get the next 3 batters out

one of the defining traits of the conservative movement is how ready they are to destroy the lives of completely random nobodies if it helps serve their lies and propaganda.

watching the mets offense:

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

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Hello Pittsburgh

if this polling result surprises you, i am issuing emergency guidance for you to touch grass immediately

Mets upcoming probables:

Tonight - Nolan McLean
Tomorrow - Clay Holmes
Thursday - Christian Scott
Friday - Freddy Peralta
Saturday - Kodai Senga
Sunday - Nolan McLean

Christian Scott will start on Thursday, per Will Sammon

I was so surprised to hear that Alan Dershowitz was switching from Democrat to Republican because I thought he was already dead.

the Mets play baseball tonight

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-...

Define Jewish State The phrase is even more complicated than it appears.

After seeing the aftermath of Abdul El-Sayed asking Olivia Reingold what she meant by a Jewish state, I became convinced it's a question that should be asked more often. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

a simple proposition: if your company sends you a test phishing email, and you catch/report it, you should be allowed to click on it afterward as a treat

will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill

Split screen of two people who look similar: acclaimed film director Taika Waititi and some evil fascist pisspants who runs Palantir

genuinely unnerving to me that the palantir guy is taika waititi's wario

I know about 600 ppl at the local renfair who would kill this guy in under 8 seconds in a swordfight where only he had a sword

there's a japanese antidiarrheal whose packaging proudly claims to have won the russo-japanese war because it was so effective in addressing dysentery

Soto walking into the clubhouse…

The Mets chronically underachieving and finding new depths of humiliation simply did not exist before Mamdani came along.

Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

hmmm i seem to remember another star outfielder who was “activated”

The New York Mets have lost 11 games in a row because Zohran Mamdani forcibly transitioned Mr. Met

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

When Jeffrey Lebowski wants to find someone to bowl against:

Hes going to personally interlock fingers with every media member in attendance to show how platonic it is