What movie lives rent free in your head?

Swapping the milk and butter out for sour cream has been my go to lately, bloody delicious

I'm sending you all of my "fuck yeah, let's do this!" vibes 🤘

Oh, I feel that in my soul! That being said, if you do decide you're going to sell them I will definitely take them off your hands 😁

Important question: why haven’t Idles or Amyl & the Sniffers been asked to perform on SNL yet???

Yeah, it's a fucking tightrope man

an unresolvable tension — between not giving a fuck about all the bullshit and wanting to fuck up all that very same bullshit — lies at the heart of Limp Bizkit,

Punk AF ✊

This is me, now on day 3 of RSV

Michael Biehn as Kyle Reese in "The Terminator," shirtless in an alley, pointing a gun at a police officer.

"You, there! What day is it?"
"Why, it's Christmas morning, sir."
"What year?!"

If you put on electronic music while you work with a computer it makes you better at the computer.

Bluesky:

Moo Deng is dead to me

I just can't with this fucking nuclear bullshit from the Libs. We are all dumber for having to tolerate this being given oxygen

Sky News attempting to blame the Australian government for a synagogue being set alight is fine.

But me blaming the Israeli government for the actual atrocities they're committing is antisemitic?

lol, fuck off.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

A person carrying a child on their shoulders which, from behind, looks like Bert from Sesame Street.

Not going to lie, I thought this was Bert from Sesame Street.

A staff x kelpie dog named Titan. He is 12.5 years old and has mostly black fur, with white on his chest and is going grey around his snout and eyes. He is laying down facing the camera, looking off to the side. His back end is covered in a crocheted blanket coloured blue, white, red, gold and brown. A Mr Potato Head stuffed dog toy is in front of Titan.

This is Titan

clapping and cheering after the oompa loompas finish their song about how it's my stupid self centered kid's own fault he got turned into Starbursts

The guy from Cake describing an interaction with a Karen:

She is calling me rude

Michael Berkman is such a shining light in the Queensland Parliament, he honestly comes across as one of the only members that has an empathy or compassion #qldpol

Black and white Jupiter

We're now on Jupiter... here it is coming into view

Just for once in my lifetime, I would like a technology bill proposed by people who actually know how to use a computer

Being in the Gabba crowd when they started the 'Broad is a wanker' chant during the 2013-14 Ashes tour of Australia

@indistarr.bsky.social So we’re visiting Australia and we decided to drive from Brisbane to Sydney yesterday. In our travels we found these, and I have to ask… What in the actual fuck? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thanks man!

The view from a Brisbane CityCat looking over the water back towards the city. It's night, with low cloud cover, and we can see several lit up buildings and a bridge over the river.

Being able to take the ferry home after a long week is truly one of the best things about living near the Brisbane River

Wait hold on. The government’s social media ban is for 13 to 16 year olds…
So ten year olds can use Snapchat and Insta?!? Huh?!?

🧵Spotted on a sunny spring day in small city Aotearoa New Zealand:

A small human (3?) in a bucket hat holding his mum's hand. He gives her a stern frown and intones with hilarious pomposity: Mum, I think we should go to the cafe so I can see what I can eat.
His mum snort laughs: Should we now?!(1)