there's NO excuse to still be driving a tesla. NONE

"but I'm underwater and owe more than it's worth!!"

don't care. grow up and commit insurance fraud

A couple of the Cats goalie prospects are having pretty darn good seasons.

Hahaha you dumb losers, my retirement plan is to dematerialize

Butler plays through forearm issue, iffy for Fri. Warriors forward Jimmy Butler briefly left Thursday's 123-116 win over the Lakers due to a left forearm issue before returning in the fourth quarter and said his status for Friday's game against Denve...

Jimmy Butler hurt what appeared to be his left forearm. He still played the entire fourth quarter of a big win over the Lakers. But he said afterward he may need to undergo tests on his forearm and wasn’t sure about his status for tonight against Denver www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

This is what happens when you’re sexist.

Email from Vanfuard asking “Have you named a trusted contact yet?” Dear Vanguard Client, Did you know that naming a trusted contact is an important way to add a layer of security to your accounts? A trusted contact, like an emergency contact, is a person you authorize us to communicate with if we have concerns about your well-being or can't reach you.

Jesus, the market must be really bad

When you don’t have the whole story at least drafted out, this is what happens. They had no clue what to do after Season 1. Still don’t.

Few shows have ever fallen off as hard as Yellowjackets has :(

Man it is really hard to be living in the USA right now and getting news about how South Korea deposed their president for staging a coup and then their Supreme Court just said yup, definitely the right thing to do there.

Nothing is going on in that show; they completely lost the plot after Season 1. I hate shows that don’t have things planned out and they certainly did not.

U.S. Stock Market has lost $9.6 trillion in value since Inauguration Day

When he dies there will actually be, for the first time ever, a special place in hell.

With Giannis going for 20 assists last night, here's a remarkable Euro stat.

All of Luka Dončić, Nikola Jokić, and Giannis Antetokounmpo have had individual games of where they have posted the following in their careers:

- 60+ points
- 20+ rebounds
- 20+ assists

Pure insanity.

Image of the Nintendo Switch 2 Text reads: Switch 2 pre-orders delayed in U.S. as Nintendo Considers Impact of Tariffs

Nintendo has taken the unprecedented decision to delay Switch 2 pre-orders, blaming the impact of Trump's tariff war and "evolving market conditions." bit.ly/4iVEEjF

Jesús Luzardo will make his home debut for the Phillies tonight. The Jesús Luzardo Family Foundation just announced for every strikeout he records this year, they will donate $100 to the Boys and Girls Clubs of Philadelphia. He had 11 Ks in his first start as a Phillie.

UConnSimpleJack • 6h Trump 2024 I fear Trump flew too close to the sun with this. He owns this, whatever the outcome may be. If it works, then he looks like a genius. If it craters the economy into a recession, there is no one to blame but himself. The question is though, what does "this is working" look like? What metrics are we looking for? Is potentially cratering the economy worth it for a few thousand manufacturing jobs?

Outrageous_Skirt9963 • 7h Conservative I am really hoping this works. Simmumah • 7h Reagan Conservative We all are, because if it doesn't it's going to be one massive recession, and the only loser then is America. Not Republicans. Not Democrats. Not big corpo Gods. America loses. Outrageous_Skirt9963 • 7h Conservative Yeah it's scary.

HairyEyeballz • 12h Conservative I don't think this is good policy at all. I have a fairly robust education in economics, but I'm certainly not an expert. I've tried to keep thinking, "There are some very smart people behind these moves," but this is all making me uneasy. And I think what bothers me the most is that I get the sense I'm not being told the truth. Not necessarily "lied to," not yet at least, but it's like they don't think the masses are smart enough to understand what their reasoning is. So they trot out bullshit stats to justify what they're doing, which people on the right side of the bell curve can easily see through.

at least the conservative reddit is really fucking funny rn

you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead

It's ok to tell people in your life that they are stupid and don't know anything about the economy and how it works and they've been fooled and are foolish

at least the price of existential horror is stable

Teams to lose 1-0 in three straight games, since 1920:

◽️ 1960 Phillies
◽️ 2025 Reds

End of list.

Cincinnati hasn't scored in 28 innings 🤯

H/T MLB Network

a chart of the dow for 1 week says 39,326 -1,966

The stock market plunge continues with the DOW down another 1,200 this morning.

That takes it below 40,000. The DOW hit 40,000 for the first time ever in May 2024.

Performative public lying is a hallmark of far right authoritarian parties

Good Morning America: We’ll be right back with a list of things you should panic-buy, and also, here’s why you shouldn’t panic-buy.

once again my strategy of "being too broke to own stocks" pays off

Homer: "Ow!! They're defending themselves somehow."

when other nations impose retaliatory tariffs

What are MLB players cheap about? The answer is … pretty much everything.

From streaming services to plane tickets to water bottles, these players are 'frugal' — and proud of it: http://dlvr.it/TJy5sY

Heading for that WC spot.

Quinshon Judkins is my favorite type of prospect in that he plays exactly like his name sounds