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Posts by Luis Oliveira

Nothing for the pedicurist? Just leaving money on the table.

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After I retire, I want to move somewhere where I can unfold my camp chair and attend the Green Pine Grove Town Square Christmas Eve Festival of Lights Christmas Tree Decorating Contest Finalist Gala.

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Q: Should I watch "XMen: First Class", or something else?

A: Correct. I should watch "Constantine".

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The Duchess: "...I present to you both, the Key to Plazir."

Bo-Katan & Din: "...."

Bo-Katan: "Just always have that ready?"

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Yeah, it was really good. I'm glad he started making better decisions. When did I become so "dad"?

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Cheeky.

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What is your idea of actual hell, and why is it that all candy bars are 3 Musketeers?

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Thanksgiving only had one source of drama; one attendee's fiancé who was mansplaining constellation drift in reference to astrology five minutes after arriving. Family in biker gangs. Told a story of trying to intimidate a new coworker on first meeting him. Winner.

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Looking forward to the fictionalized, danger-ridden adaptation.

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🤏 This short of giving up on "Spiderman:Homecoming" because Peter was *so* stupid and irresponsible.

2 years ago 0 0 1 0
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Isn't he though. All my daughter's. Poseidon was the reason for the rescue, and they all came as a package.

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Brindle coated, plot hound/maybe mastiff mix.

Brindle coated, plot hound/maybe mastiff mix.

Finally, Poseidon. A nine month old, 50 pound snuggle bunny.

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Lab/pittie mix 7 month old puppy, with toast colored coat, sitting pretty.

Lab/pittie mix 7 month old puppy, with toast colored coat, sitting pretty.

Caught another one. Meet Loki.

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Half filled porcelain serving try of deviled eggs.

Half filled porcelain serving try of deviled eggs.

"Do you want two dozen hardboiled eggs?"
"No. Gross."

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*once

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Happy Thanksgiving.
Meet Sirius. Two more pups to come, only they stop moving.

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Hey, if you're missing your remote, I already looked. It's in the bathroom. The bathroom. M-your remote wa-is in the bathroom.

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Tattooing this on my chest.

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Iiiiif anyone's in the Nashua area around 1, wanna have lunch?

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Head down, nose to the grindstone, STARING AT PLANES. Best Sundays, ever.

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Punky, laying down on a burgundy velvet couch, in a long loaf position, with her snoot on one paw.

Punky, laying down on a burgundy velvet couch, in a long loaf position, with her snoot on one paw.

Look at this beautiful baby, Punky.

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Do a kickflip!

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A badly placed labeled on the beer bottleneck proclaims it's "Brewed with orange pee".

A badly placed labeled on the beer bottleneck proclaims it's "Brewed with orange pee".

This is why I dislike the IPAs.

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Photo from the mezzanine of the main display of experimental aircraft at the EAA Museum.

Photo from the mezzanine of the main display of experimental aircraft at the EAA Museum.

One more day in Oshkosh, one more trip to the museum.

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Still in Belfast? I'll see if/when stars align to trek up there.

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So, when I hand the cashier the money, then they place the change down on the counter -- my hand in mid-air -- that was personal, right?

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Loitering.

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