And on the flip side, some of the most egregiously bad content the game offers (namely from the two DBS movies and Daima) are also limited to DLC packs that I can thankfully just NOT get.

And whaddya know, the upcoming 30-character DLC pack is about to finally make the roster balanced enough for the game to be worth my time.

...Alright, they got me.

(Still gonna need to see Arale added ASAP, though.)

#SparkingZero

...So what happened to that fancy QHD monitor with the DualSense charging hook that Sony announced back in November? Any update on when that's releasing, or...?

An elderly and still slightly damp Chihuahua, curled up on top of a bed and glaring at the camera, his eyes slightly sunken with feelings of trauma and betrayal.

Gave him a bath today before his annual vet visit tomorrow and now he's mad at me.

A reconstructed image of Vegeta and Goku in their Super Saiyan 4 forms

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

GIMME GIMME GIMME

That whole thing was cool af.

The entire Artemis mission has been cool af.

Abolish ICE and give the money to NASA

The Titan-A can kick rocks but I am ALL ABOUT those Cerritos and shuttle ornaments.

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Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

The grilled chicken wrap from Wendy's tastes great and is pretty well-portioned for its price but nobody who ever makes mine seems to understand that the purpose of the tortilla is to CONTAIN the other ingredients.

He was my first Raichu in this game... And now thanks to hyper training he's also one of my BEST Raichu.

My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.

Most of the whippersnappers I work with at UPS.

Happy April 1st — your best Dragon Ball and Akira Toriyama wiki is finally open!

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K-id Icarus
R-ayman
U-niverse Sandbox
S-tardew Valley
A-xiom Verge
D-OOM
E-lite [Dangerous / Beat Agents]
R-ogue Squadron

Games for Username Letters:

K-nights of the Old Republic
A-nimal Crossing
B-lack Mesa
O-kami
O-ctopath Traveler
M-ax Payne

(TBC)

I'm THIS close to selling off my Switch copy of DQIII HD-2D and rebuying it on Steam and totally starting over JUST so I can install a mod to completely remove Liquid Metal Slimes' ability to run away out of SHEER SPITE for the little assholes.

A fancy full-art Magic: The Gathering card titled "SP//dr, Piloted by Peni." Is very nice.

Hmmmm... I just so happen to pull this Magic card on the very same day that Peni Parker is announced for Marvel Tōkon.

COINCIDENCE?!

...Yes.

2x2 grid Peter, Parker: Spider-Man Not Peter, Parker: Peni Parker Peter, Not Parker: Star-Lord Not Peter, Not Parker: Ms. Marvel #marveltokon

telling apart your amazing guardians

One of modern Dragon Ball's biggest mistakes (among many) was somehow thinking that it could ever top this.

Seaman. Just... Seaman.

Go ahead. Try your DLSS 5 dark magic on him. I dare you. Do it. See what happens.

I loved the "so what's up with the Klingons nowadays" episode of Starfleet Academy, but was somewhat disappointed that they didn't design any new 32nd-Century Klingon ships for the occasion.

Clearly I'm just gonna have to sketch up some of my own and oops I already have ideas for four of them.

In the DBS manga Vegeta even made a whole new exclusive form for the sole purpose of LOSING EVEN HARDER!

Some of these folks have completely lost the ability to absorb the story like a normal person, are self-trained to obsess over "logic" to an insane degree, and as such have become incapable of accepting "this character is simply incompetent" as a valid answer.

Yes, this is about SS1/SS2 Gohan in the Boo arc again. Some folks are now pretending that Toriyama made a mistake by ever having him go SS2 at the Tournament to begin with, which should be considered "retconned," because otherwise it's a "plot hole" for him to not use it again afterwards.

It's sad.

I thank Dende on high every day that despite being a very "in-universe focused" Dragon Ball fan, I never fell off the deep end into "can't process the idea of a character just being incompetent and pretend that Toriyama made a plot-hole-generating mistake" territory like some poor fools.