If you wanna learn comp, this is one of the best ways to do it. Strongly recommend.

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I love how everyone is acting like Zohran Mamdani talking in Mario Kart metaphors is somehow unbelievable. He's 34... you know bro has a ride or die favorite Pokemon type and is up to his eyeballs in debt to Timmy and Tommy.

acht /dedf1sh splatoon, cherished music artist behind #11 above

acht / dedf1sh splatoon my beloved

a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch Alt: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch eating popcorn

I was not expecting LAN drama on my feed but I'm here for it

The left one is cool.

The right one is unfathomably cursed.

whoa

did you hear that?

oh! that's...

that's the sound of workers at TWO starbucks locations winning their union elections😎!

CONGRATS to baristas in Hillsboro, OR and San Antonio, TX who are standing up to demand better from the biggest coffee chain on the planet!

how will I aura farm now

Sea Drive standing in mid on Hagglefish Splat Zones. Zap stands in front, and Lorsa, Bridio, Neo, Arkader, and JJ are arranged on the center blocks.

#compsplatoon Did I mention we have a 6th member now? We have a 6th member now.

Say hello to @jjjpoggu.bsky.social, the latest member of Sea Drive.

FUCKIN PREACH DUDE

Any rational person could see from a mile away that this a) could happen, and b) has, to some extent, already happened. It is *deeply* unserious behavior that we've been stuck on the fossil fuel part of the tech tree when we can get almost free energy from the god damn sun.

us coaches should pretend to be soccer/cheer moms. like okay you're coaching a up n coming d5 team but myyyy children were in top 8 for na league..... yeah..... and im the cool mom...... i let them have sweets unlike SOME coaches.

Anybody want turfling character sheets?
No?

I'm going to eat this pile of papers MYSELF *devours*

wheeeeeee

I (surprisingly) haven’t see anyone do this yet soooo. . .

(Aaaaand that’s enough Raiders content. That’s Nintendo’s job to feed you, not me lmao)

#splatoonraiders #splatoonart #blender #portal #splatoon #art

These two survived!! I usually don’t run bomb defense anymore due to meta shifts, but I like having the second build as an option.

a young man with curly hair is crying while wearing headphones and holding a pen in his hand . Alt: a young man with curly hair is crying while wearing headphones and holding a pen in his hand .

this is true

oh YES.

had the bad thoughts again today

what I wouldn't give to be able to focus

to not feel like no matter what opportunity I'm given, I always seem to squander it

to have my memory actually work when I need it to

and to not have my mind wander 50 trillion miles when given the slightest opportunity

Wish I could look back on some of the media I enjoyed as a kid without knowing what the creators became

This post is about the Fairly OddParents

gotta follow it with an uninstall and full shutdown

:3

people be 10+ minutes late to a scrim and wonder why we get demolished by japan

genuinely the disrespect for people's time in NA is truly, deeply insane

#compsplatoon

I feel so seen

bro rolled to push rain and got a nat 20

what a gamer

tbh I'm fine with the president not being a natural-born citizen, though I still think they should have lived in the US for a substantial amount of time. 20-30 years feels like a reasonable number

feels like I'm gonna have to learn vegetarianism, just to not get pounded by meat prices

real

we're finally planning for riptide in earnest on our end

Looks like Sea Drive wasn't the only team that struggled during the season

more than a little validating tbh

...thanks, I hate it

this is the kind of vibe coding I can get behind