I'm having tequila. My intestines are not super happy (could be from my food choices today though), but after the last few days I've had, I don't care.

*chef for dinners & meal prepping for the other days

And weekly housekeeping & a chef 3 days a week.

This cracks me up. The affected fish swam further & were more agitated. You think?!

I can be sympathetic to some sort of small fee, bit 4 figures a month is absolutely insane

I am the same way! I tend to not entertain HOA properties. This one was a condo so I can kind of understand a small fee, but 4 figures a month is absolute bullshit

I think it is for any owned space, whether a single residence or condo type space, and it is even worse when they want 4 figures a month.

I've never done a fantasy league ever but joined a baseball one this year. Last week, despite forgetting to set my lineup, I *almost* beat @mclovindenise.bsky.social & as of right now, I am in the lead this week! This is actually super fun & now I understand why people love it.

It's so awesome when I find an amazing place to buy that I can afford & the HOA fees are almost as much as the mortgage 🙄 what a load of shit

But it's fun this time!

CALEB JOHN RALEIGH!!!
#SeaKraken

I feel this so hard. If my mom would have just apologized & taken some accountability we could have had a relationship all these years & I wouldn't be grieving a mom that hasn't died but is not a part of my life.

Rodger, is this you?

Here we go

Totally legit. The soap & hot water will clean off the dog slobber.

Bryan Woo, George Kirby & Logan Gilbert are 3 of just 11 pitchers in MLB history with 400+ strikeouts and fewer than 100 walks in their first 7️⃣5️⃣ career starts.

In all 3 of their 7️⃣5️⃣th career starts, #7️⃣5️⃣ Andrés Muñoz recorded a scoreless relief appearance!

🔥🔥🔥 #TheMayerGWS

This is so cute & wholesome

Anyone want to help me bury a body?

I need this so badly

Oh thank God!

YES!! I learned this song in primary school, I think 2nd grade. We also learned a song about Clementine, who dies, and the 50 states song. So many people don't know what I'm talking about when I mention any of those 3 songs. I LOVE that you know the geoduck song too!

I think it's so awesome that you're already out playing golf again

Big same

Me everyday these days

This is heartbreaking 💔

Oh shit, this super sucks

LOL, fuck you Colorado! No goal!

Thank you so much ❤️

Made2Menace says Meyers