TFW your boss gonna sign your name to his confetti machine's vomit and publish it to the whole world

At 6pm, struggling to find help, I said fuck it, I’m going to go get him myself. I bought the last flight to Austin, got his passport from his wife, and was at the SkyClub in under an hour (MSP!). I arrived in Austin, rented a car, and drove in the rain for an hour to the home of PAC-12 Texas State.

Screenshot of a tweet by Covie (@covie_93) consisting solely of the text "kash patel and pete hegseth are DUI hires," a play on "DEI hires." No image or video is embedded.

DUI hires hahaha

Natasha “Poker Face# Lyonne as C 13: perfection

Groucho: The Columbo beta test
Peter Falk: Columbo prod

Drive-thru << walk- in

SAT Q: birb:borb::forg:?
A: forb

Perfect idea, do itt

reporter: who got the dogs out who who

Which - the tear gas, the activist, raid, or the beagles

The four features that ensnare users:
Solitude
Bottomless ness
Speed
Teasing

Superglued to the screen, reading this NPR piece

Opinion | When Your Child Dies of Measles

To RFK Jr. and all the anti-vaxxers: this is your handiwork. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/o...

I am again asking people to pay attention to what has happened to our National Science Foundation and by extension thousands of researchers across the country.

The devastation is ongoing and worthy of continued outcry to officials and journalists. 🧪

1912: Navin Field (later called Tiger Stadium) in Detroit and Fenway Park in Boston officially opened as both hosted their first professional baseball games. Tiger Stadium closed in 1999, leaving Fenway as the oldest baseball stadium in Major League Baseball.

… so … cold…

The Great Unconformity, or, what folks say about my teenage years

One of my very favorites… so, another idiot with a Glass Clock do you think?

Say her name: Connie Ballmer

Checks out

Gut wrenching news.

It's an amazing space museum!

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

Yes!

Talk to Taylor Ackley PhD lately of Brandeis, now in Montana

Musicologists and scholars still talk about the impact the Hillbilly Ranch had on the development of the distinctive New England branch of bluegrass

omg, Christina Koch shared the video from aboard Integrity during Artemis II when the chorus from Pink Pony Club didn't play

www.instagram.com/reel/DXSkG9_...

You know, I do agree that that's a better term.

“Rahmstorf, who has studied the Amoc for 35 years, has said a collapse must be avoided ‘at all costs.’ ‘I argued this when we thought the chance of an Amoc shutdown was maybe 5%, and even then we were saying that risk is too high, given the massive impacts. Now it looks like it’s more than 50%.’”