Michigan adds almost $100k to its total.

When threatened, Michigan will, ummm.. respond.

Sweet mother of mystery!

Speaking of conspiracy theory chat, question for anyone reading-

do you put any stock in the idea that various missing scientists have disappeared due to foul play?

Is this legit or is this a BlueAnon kind of thing

(These are some of the species I have. These are not the plugs I bought. I only have about two dozen to plant today)

Plugs containing young plants of Filipendula rubra or Queen of the Prairie flowers

Plugs of young plants containing Verbena stricta or Hoary Vervain

Plugs of young plants containing Veronia fasciculata or Prairie Ironweed

Plugs of young plants containing Rudbeckia fulgida or Orange Coneflower

Getting excited about my evening plans

In actual combat this man would get fragged and no one would have any details to add about the incident

My back needs to get its shit together so I can plant my wildflower plugs today

Tweet by “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseth: “The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.” Below there is a video of the announcement for his many, many illiterate fans

Behind Hegseth’s big stupid face, a painting can be seen.

The painting is of George Washington crossing the Delaware. It is by Emanuel Leutze.

An article from the National Parks Service: Smallpox, Inoculation, and the Revolutionary War Boston National Historical Park During the 1700s, smallpox raged through the American colonies and the Continental Army. Smallpox impacted the Continental Army severely during the Revolutionary War, so much so that George Washington mandated inoculation for all Continental soldiers in 1777. Just fifty-six years earlier, in 1721, Bostonian doctors and clergy introduced the procedure to the American colonies. Without the vision and determination of these early Bostonians in normalizing inoculation, Washington may not have made the decision to mandate inoculation for the Continental Army. Though it was a controversial action, many historians credit the medical mandate with the colonists' victory in the Revolutionary War and the creation of the United States of America.

Blowhole Surfers

At least they're just eating In&Out in that fancy room. I assume they ordered in.

Reading full photo captions is for suckers btw

3.1M views · 36K reactions | "I'm gonna have a beer!" 😄 Coach Cignetti finally cracked a smile after winning the national championship! | ESPN "I'm gonna have a beer!" 😄 Coach Cignetti finally cracked a smile after winning the national championship!

When it's all over...
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Holy shit

Hoooooooooly shit

These excerpts are all insane

Today's #charitibundibowl donation was $38.03 in honor of Indiana's colonization of the Rose Bowl and beating that Alabama ass until it was a proper Hoosier-crimson hue.

#iufb taking over stadiums: the only good colonialism

I’m 41 and I’ve thrown my back out. I’ve officially made it.

Definitely the most plausible explanation for 4th and Mendoza as well as the Miami score they allowed on the next drive. Cheatin’.

Probably

I thought he died years ago

Take a salt tablet

Yep!

The pattern has them, as well as a cape and crown, but I haven’t knitted them

Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

arguably, has any man in history Indiana-ed more comprehensively.

Only way this day could be better would be It, or some of my favorite fanfics updating with new chapters

I think there's now a public mandate for If Books Could Kill to do a profile on Josh Barro

My favorite dumb shit he said was when he would complain about European combo washer/dryers ad nauseum

like...someone pays you for this?

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My Lover, His Brothers, and Me

I truly do not understand where outlets find these rubes and pay them for it. These are not serious people.

truly he lived like he was dyin'

talked and listened? And few people had. THAT was the point of StoryCorps! Not to "partner with" creepy food surveillance scams to plant spy bugs in the most intimate parts of our lives, so people can obsess over them in the future, like Gene Hackman in THE CONVERSATION!