eheheheh

I call it George.

Fuckin' it's what it's.

that's what fanfiction is for

"hi can you recommend any super cheap, ethically made clothes that will last forever and make me feel like a swaddled little baby while also making me look like a super attractive, stylish man, yet take no time or effort to acquire? this is social media, so pls just drop a link."

such a badass!

aw so beloved!

What's your favorite dinosaur?

Mine has always been Godzilla and t-rexes

Drawing. Colourful D&D monsters cling to each other, looking shocked.

I have a webcomic called Goblins. It's kinda neato.
www.goblinscomic.org

We are drowning in medical bills and have to somehow afford an upcoming move that we're being forced into. It is getting harder and harder to keep fighting.

Every donation makes a huge difference. 💜

Hey, so ICE is still kidnapping and disappearing people in the United States.

Just because they got quieter about it doesn't make it okay.

Abolish ICE. Chinga la Migra.

Sharktapus vs Ptetacuda

JUST IN: John Eastman, the conservative attorney who helped devise President Trump's last ditch strategy to overturn the 2020 presidential election, has officially been disbarred, per the California Supreme Court:

The Thing

Today, Pamela Jo Bondi, our most recent head of the Department of Justice, is blithely ignoring a valid, legal subpoena requiring her to testify before Congress.

We are not a nation of laws. We are a nation of some people can get away with anything.

The effective federal corporate income tax rate:

1950: 50%
1990: 25%
2020: 13%

Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate.

That is how we will pay for it.

My love of in game crafting sent me on a months-long voyage of watching woodworker YouTube. But that thankfully pittered out before I bought any hand tools

Wait... We outlawed owning people

Buy my books!! I’m not built for onlyfans.

Buy my onlyfans, I'm scared to sell my books

OMG. Coming out of our shells was 10/10 no notes

Barry Pepper was so badass

I'm so upset for you

As far as I know there is literally no reason for this, it is just an incredibly lucky coincidence that we get to enjoy for free

I haven't even started flailing but you're my role model

amy jo forever

BRILLIANT

Eric Swalwell i'd guess.

Panel 1 Child: “Hey mom?” Mom: “Yes, dear?” Child: “I just wanted to let you know that I didn’t steal a cookie. Anyone saying I did, is a filthy liar.” Panel 2 Mom: “What? No one said you stole a cookie.” Child: “Everyone knows that I have casually been in the same room as the cookie jar, but that doesn’t mean I stole a cookie.” Panel 3 Child: “Now that the truth is out, I hope we can finally put this ugly issue to rest once and for all. Good day.” Mom: “Literally no one thinks you stole a cookie. Did you steal a cookie?” Panel 4 Mom: “Holy crap, I think you stole a cookie! Hey everyone! I think my kid is a cookie thief!” Child: “I’m gonna go listen to some Barbra Streisand.”

Criminal in Chief.