Celebrating dead people's birthdays isn't a thing, lads.

Better known as a "land grab" and used to be something the international community condemned and even went to war over.

I remember #LFC getting mocked by opposition fans (including Arsenal fans) for being runners up with 97 and 92 points to a far, far better City team.

Absolutely shitting the bed to this good (but nowhere near great) flawed City team is frankly embarrassing and worthy of mocking.

It's a mark of how poor the Premier League has been this season that one of the weakest Man City teams of the Guardiola era looks on course to win a domestic treble.

I'll say it again...

(and I know he lacks experience, has no trophies, is probably going to Athletic Club and Slot might be staying but...)

...I really, really like Iraola and his brand of football. #LFC

What could possibly go wrong with this? 🙄🤷🤪🤪.

Not dealing with unarmed Caribbean fisherman now, lads.

It’s hard to argue with this. He keeps, you know, lying and posturing and they keep cutting him off at the knees. He just can’t understand that you can’t negotiate with anyone if there’s no trust and respect between the parties.

Trump "Art of the Deal" tactics of coming out of every sit-down and publicly bragging the US has won everything and Iran has thrown in the towel and given up everything is (predictably) not working.

Iran aren't stupid, they can hear you, you thick c**ts.

Like playing poker with a toddler.

PS/ Imagine spending weeks being told by Trump and corporate media that Iran has no boats, only to learn that 67% of its boats are IRGC gunboats capable of closing the Strait of Hormuz with ease. DoD got media to ignore this inconvenient fact until it couldn't be ignored anymore.

When bullshit and bluster crash into reality...

That estate agent/wide-boy/The Apprentice type deal making nonsense barely works in the grown-up, serious commerce and business world; it definitely doesn't work in international diplomacy, politics and negotiations, during a fucking war.

Honestly, Zoë, I don't know how you and your peers/colleagues in your industry do it. Think I'd crumble in to a small heap and never venture outside again confronted with this type of relentless bullshit.

"It's exhausting."

Just very dim and extremely lazy and feckless people. All of them. It's a theme.

But remember folks, Trump only employs the best people.

Throughout all the chaos and madness, no decision made by Trump ever harms Putin. Infact, quite the opposite.

It's the only constant of this president and his administration. The only truth.

That can't be a coincidence or chance.

Actual fucking imbeciles.

Sharon Osbourne indicates she will join Tommy Robinson's anti-immigration march Sharon Osbourne has suggested she will be joining Tommy Robinson's anti-immigration 'Unite the Kingdom' march.

Sharon Osborne was
▶️an immigrant into the USA in the late 1970s
▶️an immigrant into Ireland in the mid 1990s
▶️an immigrant into the USA again from 2002 to 2005
▶️and then again from 2010 to 2020

She has been an immigrant for approx 48 of her 73 years

www.nme.com/news/tv/shar...

If we're going with this small squad lark, we can't be carrying players like Joe who are good enough but never available.

Also, we can't carry players that aren't good enough and the manager is never going to play them (Endo, Chiesa).

Otherwise we're just kidding ourselves about options. #LFC

I know a lot of #LFC fans will hate this or think it's a backwards step, but we've got a lot to do (again!) in thd summer.

1yr left, he's solid, reliable, knows the club/system, puts a decent ball in, very good at set pieces, is sound, and accepts his position in the squad and embraces it.

Every time Reform claim to support British culture they should be challenged on this stuff - privatising the family silver, swapping cultural assets for peanuts. It's plausible some of those artworks have left the country forever.

We don't know how much Reform-run KCC sold this off for, but they flogged off about 100 works of council-owned art in March for just £32,000.

Once they're gone from public hands, they're gone. £32,000 would barely cover an admin assistant for a year (when you inc. pension & emp taxes).

The Sun's accounts are out and I haven't seen anyone report on them so... *Pre-tax loss of £31m *Revenue down from £296m to £273m (Sub now in the same ballpark as the Guardian) *Phone hacking costs (now into its third decade) of £36.6m *Big fall in audience but still claim to be UK's number one brand

It’s been a long time since the Sun made a profit, which raises questions like “what is the paper’s actual purpose, if it isn’t for making money”.

Always hearing young people don't have an attention span for a 90min game. It's of course, bollocks and may be some one needs to explain why NFL is exploding in US and globally if attention spans are so short?

A NFL game is 60min, but can last way longer than any soccer match ever does.

Doesn't even go to church performatively, which has until now, been a baseline minimum expectation for any US politician hoping to be POTUS.

None of the god bothers seem even slightly irked, because he legitimises all their bigotry, racism and cruelty, if they just ignore his heathen behaviour.

I can recommend gargling diluted TCP for a relieving solution to a painful throat.

Tiny drop of TCP in some warm water. Use like a mouthwash, making sure to tilt your head back and really gargling the solution at the back of the throat, before spitting out.

Not the greatest taste but relieving.

The British JD Vance.

'Pop Will Eat Itself'.

Ciccolina says she's free to model the new line of t-shirts.

*Ed Chamberlin not Humphries. 🤷🤷🙄🙄🤣🤣.

Though Jake Humphrey is also a tit, cut from the same cloth.

Probably agree...but I badly want some joyful football in my life.

ITV coverage will dance all around it. That Humphries tit will be all dead defensive and irked with zero balance.

Remember a few years back, everyone knew horses had died in Grand National, ignored by ITV crew, loads of holding pattern bullshit. All confirmed in ITV news bulletin that followed.

They are just plain awful to watch. Devoid of any entertainment. Despise the time wasting, play acting and general shithousery. I especially hate how every corner has become a 4 minute fucking melodrama.

And, mark my words, Dowman will soon have that "esprit libre" knocked out of him by Arteta.