Raccoon shimmying up the side of a house

Just met Sly Cooper from the video games

There’s a movie called Silence of the Hams starring Dom DeLuise that’s pretty similar. Maybe start there.

it was “fegg you”

hell yeah! bugs.

When they just casually introduced Ava’s new boyfriend and it was professional wrestler Hook I almost fell out of my chair. Wife and I were discussing if it would get renewed. I need to see Georgia and Charlie as roommates.

Fucking hell I meant Cardinal. I even did an image search to confirm. I was originally going to make a reference to Catholicism. No clue why I had Orioles on my mind.

I just got back from walking my dog.

show me a garden that's bursting into life

If you want more Crichton I remember liking Congo and The Andromeda Strain when I read them in high school

Elmo and the orange guy on Sesame Street

hi phetz. hope all is well with you.

my favorite of the ninja turtles was named after him

being forced to live three more years by your own sperm is actually loser shit. couldn't be me.

Shoulder cat

Hell yeah

I didn't listen to music in 2024, but yesterday I listened to the songs Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down and Hemorrhage (In My Hands) by Fuel. Maybe give those a shot.

Jom Crumgus

Cat with an evil glare

Cat angry at a perfectly nice blanket

Cat winking and showing fang

Grumpy cat

To me one beaver is pretty amazing

The giant baby is being controlled by the little baby. Amazing technology.

Thought sea world killed that dude

not sure who this is about but I agree wholeheartedly

Bert of Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street looking like a pervert

Mary Poppins fucked this guy?

I had a slice of pecan pie for mine so I agree with this take

about 8 inches

My fav from the neighborhood

FML (Fuck Max Landis)

I had a dream that my wife was dating Logan Paul and their was this squirrel with bat wings running around my yard that I was taking video of as it was doing little dances and everyone said it was a hoax and Logan Paul and my wife were sharing a basket of fries and talking about the moon phases