He has been assimilated

bart simpson is sitting at a table with a glass of water in front of him . ALT: bart simpson is sitting at a table with a glass of water in front of him .

🥵 I be winning fr

Project Hail Mary in IMAX 70mm is peak

I’m 🧱

Man looking like a slut

I’m looking like a slut

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Hell yeah

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Art of chandelure (Pokemon) carrying their trainer in a starry night sky with city lights giving them a soft orange glow

Full thrusters #pokemon #artsky

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Woke up handsome again. Plus my gf is hot. I stay winning.

Hell yeah babe

It’s been a while my 5 followers. But I’ve walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert for 40 days and 40 nights. With nothing but a pack of newports and 5th of henny I really do this shit.

I’m smoking that shit that makes your toes curl, that zaza got me speaking esperanto

Balled so hard they thought I was a nutsack

I’m moving different. I’m a dog biting the fart bubbles in the bath. I’m smoking that symbiote, smoking on that whoopi goldberg south Egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubble kush. I nutted so hard I got a 108 fever.

They said I wouldn’t shit on him, I spread my cheeks and hit him with an absolute screamer 🥶💪

Bro they gotta bring BF6 back. That mf was hitting.

BF6 promising tbh

Just been radicalized by nutter butter ads.

This is me btw. Full blood knight in service to silvermoon.

I feel like a little kid having this guide drive me around

Shark of the day for Thursday. Hammerhead! The only Shark to nail its sharking test.

Wednesdays shark of the week (also noticed a typo on my first shark oh well). But here it is, the basking shark! Perpetually surprised as you can see from the picture. It likes to chill near surface so give it a pet next time :)

Bro I just want to get on my PC to play WoW.

Next on this list is the Goblin Shark. Basically an alien and a shark had a baby, and the baby developed an explosive jaw. #goblinmode #sharkweek

I missed my first day of shark week. But anyway, here’s my shark of the week. Thresher Shark, I’m surprised it doesn’t trip more often with such a big tail tbh.

Shout out to my girl @qxngtao.bsky.social for getting me a monster for my hell yeah dinner.

Boy dinner (96G of protein)