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All those raised subscription fees Adobe has introduced are being put to good use.

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Other than going to Hungary to help Orban win, and negotiating an end to the war, he has had a good month.

He hasn't killed any more popes anyways.

This is where the rubber meets the road.

Tasnim: Iran is out, not sending a delegation to Islamabad.

AP: US is out, not sending JD Vance to Islamabad.

I made a traditional Ghanian style jollof rice once. I sweated, I cried, I think I saw God.

the answer is always "the chilly you're not used to" a habanero will kill an Indian, a bhoot will not because they attack differently

Gefilte fish/Lutefisk the crossroads of Judaism and Norwegian culture.

I wonder what the limit is. Sort of like -30F and -40F feels about the same when you get that low, but do people who can handle the ghost pepper say the Carolina reaper is too hot?

Just this morning, he said he would have easily won the Vietnam war.

We had a big debate on accepting a catered sandwich lunch at an event we attended.

But sure, this is kosher.

Only took Brighton 3 minutes to take the lead at home.
Brighton 1 Chelsea 0

My 2028 presidential platform includes immediate banishment for any tech overlord who names their company after something from LOTR without clearly understanding what the novel is about.

Also their companies are liquidated and the proceeds pay for gay immigrant abortions.

See both sides. Talented questioners not having much time, because Senator Blowhard pontificates drives me nuts. I don't even want a stop watch. I want the people who are the best at engaging witnesses being the ones working at it. It's a skillset. Some trial lawyers have it, people like AOC do too.

Mickey Rooney couldn't see a problem here.

Boudin. They sell their bread at the airport, or at least used to as well.

When he is 90 in 2028 and leading the GOP vanguard, who will be laughing then?

Oh right. You will. Me as well.

Please (get the) clap!

Why does Iran hate cat pictures?

Ron DeSantis oversaw what prisoners described as torture at Guantanamo as a military lawyer, which makes him a perfect fit to replace Hegseth if Trump decides to fire him.

Why William Jennings Bryan is fascinating to me. I wonder what today's swing voters would have made of him.

We are targeting reckless regimes and their enablers now?

Scratches chin pensively.

Rabbit holes are one of the joys of life.

Well, at least imports will both get hit by tariffs and the exchange rate.

No wait, that's going to suck.

They get interviewed on tv. If they can slap a book together they can promote that too. They get to give speeches and people pay more attention to them.

It's a win-win especially if they don't embarrass themselves.

Just three shots of a black puppy, with a little white soul patch, being ridiculously cute

The many moods of McLovin

Cauliflower 65 is a much better street food.

I briefly lived a few decades ago in a rural Louisiana town and one could see it. They had 3 grocery stores before Walmart. When they all got eliminated, the produce at the Walmart was disgusting, overpriced, meanwhile the area was throwing tax breaks at Bass Pro Shops to do the same. Just bleak.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have is a very particular skill. A skill I have acquired over a graduate degree. A skill that make me a nightmare for people like you.

I feel like the answer is in the photo