Ill give a reporter $5 if they ask trump to order flags at half mast for the 165 Iranian school children he killed

trumps been so angry the past week and a half because he killed 175 school girls and didnt even get the chance to rape them first.

Bet my house and half my kids financial output from ages 24-33 on polymarket that it will take Markwayne Mullin less than 2 hours to mask all the cum stains in kristi noems love plane with chaw spit

BADASS!!! TRUMP just said 'if you protect pedophiles please rise!" And all the Republicans stood up and started clapping for themselves and chanting 'USA' while trump stared at the democrats, like cmon! Pedophilia!

To give pam bonde the benefit of the doubt, even though she didnt apologize to the epstein victims for her DOJs failings, she did personally call all the members of the Epstein/Trump international pedophilia ring and thank them for the dow hitting 50,000

I was only half watching but did bald eagle burst through the chest of that cydesdale like some sort of bloodthirsty patriotic xenomorph?

#xenomorph
#budweiser
#clydesdale

We've entered the 'arresting reporters' phase of fasci$m

Dear AI I dont need photos of big tittie Mother Theresa or videos of sexy robots getting BBLs can you just make the MS programs I use at work every day stop constantly crashing.

Are the jerky boys still around? For the love of God could they call pissbaby trump and tell him he won infinity Nobel peace prizes?

#trump
#jerkyboys

Step-Brothers 2 is going to be Mike Tomlin and John Harbaugh's wacky highjinx after being forced to move into their married parents home while they look for new coaching jobs

#steelers
#stepbrothers

IMPEACH

REMOVE

PEDOPHILE STARTS WORLD WAR THREE TO DISTRACT FROM HIS DEMENTIA, PEDOPHILIA, AND TREASONOUS INSURRECTION.

I bet donald trump is shitting himself tonight. I mean, he shits himself every night, but tonight it's funnier.

There better be pyrotechnics at my funeral else imma haunt and smite all you motherfuckers

So was hitler a comically inept fascist? Or just trump?

Headed to DC to hang up some kennywood arrow signs that just say 'pedo' and lead to the white house.

viChyBS

Today is the 60th anniversary of The Sound Of Music and the 5th anniversary of me watching Inglorious Bastards with my kids and telling them its the Sound of Music

#soundofmusic
#killnazis

Ha!

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South Side sushi bar evacuated, man hospitalized, after chemical scare An automated sushi bar in the South Side Works appears to be open after two cleaning chemicals were mixed, potentially exposing more than a dozen people to chlorine gas, Pittsburgh police said. The ma...

Im pretty sure those cute drinks robots have become sentient and this is the beginning of the war against the machines.

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I just want AI to tell me when fascists are coming to my neighborhood and shut off my video when I start making jerk off hand motions on work calls

While the global economy crashes remember all the hardworking, kind folks out there running businesses. I'm inspired by their tenacity and determination to go it alone. Please, when you do spend money, shop local, independent, & kindhearted first.Love yinz.
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Somewhere in-between This is the part no one prepares you for: the aftermath, the waiting, the quiet work of keeping someone alive.

Hene wrote a couple really touching pieces about his beloved dogs' recovery. I know everyone is watching the economy crash but if you can toss a few bones his way it will help offset the cost of surgery.
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gofund.me/435a7a7d

ABC News: "An unthinkable breach of national security."

CBS News: "An unthinkable breach of national security."

MSNBC: "An unthinkable breach of national security."

CNN: "An unthinkable breach of national security."

Fox News: "A squirrel! On waterskiis?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!"

I almost wore my penn state polo yesterday then remembered this article and they it on the bottom of my closet with disgust and said 'fuck you penn state'
#pennstatebehrentld
#pennstategreaterallegheny

I only took a couple classes at greater allegheny but it helped me get my penn state degree.

What the fuck

Everyone accusing Elmo of dragging his kid around as a human shield didn't zoom in on the photos kid is wearing a batman utility belt loaded with narcan for when daddy ODs

Engage your hometown Facebook group.

Cable news deserves to die. All of it. Politics should be boring. Not sports. That's what ruined this country. We should either be falling asleep in front of cspan or in a dive bar halfway between Cleveland and Pittsburgh punching a Browns fan in the face.