We really gotta teach everyone to kill the fascist/cop inside of us.

“I’m not even getting visua…” then I notice the machine elves at the corner of my vision.

It’s in the replies!

This is the face everyone makes 10 minutes after they say: “Man, this ____ ain’t shit.”

Because he knew what a square was.

I told this joke to my husband, @speakfrisk.bsky.social:

How did a mathematician draw a shape with 4 equal sides with 90 degree angles?

I can tell which statues hate me.

hey artists, if you see this, post a dog !!

Same for me. lol
My 1st payment is literally May 1st.

🐾 Urban wildlife 4 life 🐾

Gonna turn this PDX coyote guy into a silkscreen & start making 4”x6” postcards of him sometime in the next coupla months

Furries moving to Washington

Pennymac bought my loan and sent me sticker swag like bro what?

He needs his brain back; otherwise, he can't understand anything.

Our new skeptical son

Don't tell me I am not funny because that is objectively not true.

How do I feel about Anthropic?
I jerk off to anthro pics all the time!

Yipppeeeee!

Stop licking door knobs!

Real talk, why did they name an AI agent after a slur in Steven Universe?

I feel like Peridot when I say Claude.

If I use Claude for work and do nothing but context engineer or orchestrate tasks, does that count as having managerial experience?

I thought this was 3D model render superimposed in real footage....

It legit used to be like in the video, where recruiters would buy you a steak dinner just so that they could find jobs for you.

In terms of why I got this message?
Probably because recruiters look for experience at companies where software is the product.

It’s shocking because uber felt cheap in SF from the perspective of someone from Seattle. lol

Everytime I get paid I’m like: “heh, fooled them once again!” While whatever the fuck I did generated like 1mil dollars in revenue.

Humans with imposter syndrome: “omg, people are gonna know that I know nothing about my work on and I’m gonna be fired!”

Therian with imposter syndrome: “This is normal because I’m actually a coyote pretending to know what I’m doing. I can’t believe they give me money that I can use to buy tacos!”

By the way, I’m far from being close to the top 10% of software engineers. Lol

Half of the time I don’t know what other seasoned software engineers are talking about.

I feel like free AirPod is nice, but in our household, we literally have 4 AirPod Pros, 2 of them we didn’t pay for because it’s like the de facto tech industry gift.

Amazing w

I wouldn't want to be around people whom I have to baby with my words anyways.