Imma just leave this right here for a comparison of what a real bad ass MF looks like… spoiler alert: its not Pete

IF this was in Boston, and IF this was tea, and IF this was circa 1700s, the some might consider not a crime at all. Some may think it… REVOLUTIONARY perhaps? 🫡

IF this was in Boston, and IF this was tea, and IF this was circa 1700s, the some might consider not a crime at all. Some may think it… REVOLUTIONARY perhaps? 🫡

I’ve never lived in NYC, and I would consider it with representation like Mamdani!

Again… I want a mayor like this.

I’m not jealous of NYC or anything

Can I have a mayor like this? Or a county councilman? Or basically any figure who give half a crap as much as I #Mamdani does?

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Good morning Beth!!

I don’t hero worship my political figures. Swalwell needs to get the fuck out. Bye!

#DropOutSwalwell

Sad , but likely!

It’s a good thing she didn’t use the #EpsteinFiles as a way to divert attention away from #Iran… which was used to divert attention away from the Epstein Files…

It’s a good thing she didn’t use the #EpsteinFiles as a way to divert attention away from #Iran… which was used to divert attention away from the Epstein Files…

I mean… 🤷‍♀️

You mean to tell me that his campaign promise was a LIE 😱.

So adorable 🥰!!!!

It took his full concentration for the 4.3 seconds and fifteen gabillion years that the mini bone was on his nose! He earned it 😍

This is also Iggy. He’s much bigger than 26 pounds, but their coloring is almost the same. They’re basically twins 🤣

Again… I’m not a NY’er. Who does this!? What major political figure does this? I’m sure some people are gonna have a fit that he’s wasting tax dollars o fixing park benches… but still. Well done #Mamdani

What (and I cannot stress this enough) THE ACTUAL FUCK is he talking about??

It’s like following the line on a map to a piece of candy… if the map was drawn by a toddler with a Sharpie …and that toddler was jumping on a trampoline while drawing… while blind folded

I think the Sharpie was paid to come to his birthday party as a kid

What (and I cannot stress this enough) THE ACTUAL FUCK is he talking about??

It’s like following the line on a map to a piece of candy… if the map was drawn by a toddler with a Sharpie …and that toddler was jumping on a trampoline while drawing… while blind folded

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This is the Mondayest Tuesday I’ve had in awhile… 😑

The fact that he waited until the end for the 🖕shows real restraint.

BuT iT’s DiFfErEnT…

BuT iT’s DiFfErEnT…