Bought my cat a #Stargate

#cazamicatwheel

Hello! 👋

Started saying “please” and “thank you” to Alexa, and the world is already a better place.

@joeabercrombie.com 5 minutes into The Devils and I am grinning with delicious expectation.

If it doesn’t already exist, I hope this is the book that delivers the swimming pool in the shape of a sword…

A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

Just the Conservative party's candidate for Mayor of London sharing an AI-generated far-right meme of Sadiq Khan being drowned

Pre ordered months ago and cannot wait 😎

🚨This is so important. Please consider joining the @dkms-uk.bsky.social cell register. It’s simple & easy to do. Let’s find a match for little Nusaiba!

Please share this widely 🙏❤️

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Scale 😭

Welcome home Ted 😍

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

DOGE By The Numbers
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President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

Photo of a cute Bengal kitten with a spotted tummy

Cannot WAIT 🩷

Meet Ted, a 9wo Bengal who will be coming home with me on Sunday 😍

Wow

Picture of the Tesla gigafactory in Berlin with Elon Musk projected and the words Heil Tesla

Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin

(Collaboration with @politicalbeauty.bsky.social )

Heil Tesla YouTube video by Led By Donkeys

The world’s richest man is promoting the far right in Europe. Don’t buy a Tesla
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Location: Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjWl...

Thanks. Hoping it’ll - literally - just blow over 😄

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and making a funny face .

Weather warnings here tomorrow. Storm Éowyn bringing “danger to life”.

Also tomorrow: I’m moving house.

You might expect that one of the world's biggest media organisations admitting to illegal practices in accessing private information about a member of the royal family and a government minister would be front page news across the board, but apparently not.

Image title - One Headlight. Milky-way over snow capped mountain night scene, interrupted by car driving out of the fog laden valley below.

One Headlight.

Shooting the Milky Way and having composed this image, a vehicle emerged from the fog-laden valley below. Initially annoyed, I was to delete this file. But this image has become my favourite from that night's shoot.

Take-away, don't delete files in camera.
#photography #milkyway

A handy guide

A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth (view fullscreen).

Word of the day is ‘catch-fart’ (17th century: an obsequious individual who will always follow the political wind.