Looks like one of the nerds in Sixteen Candles

Raw milk

That they're going to ignore anyway because better service costs money

One of the best biographies I've read

Probably just brining Ford and GM to shut down all their EV efforts

The closer to the exciting ending, the higher the likelihood of Amazon Prime falling over

Love watching NBA playoffs on Amazon as they get ready to show the last 30 seconds of overtime and they have their technical difficulties

His agent negotiated his book deals

Too bad we're all flocked

If the cosmos took billions of years to make you, if the iron in your blood was forged by stars, if your hair is stardust, if your heart is starlight, why, why would you waste your life thinking you were here to be anything other than the greatest flame in the frozen darkness: love.

They've got them ready now for the next Democratic president

Trump just realized there were women on the Artemis journey

Fire preparedness too

Couldn't someone ask him those very questions and watch his head spin?

You'd think all these Karens would know how to ask for the manager

How about Lock Those Weirdos Up?

Done!

At that size the violin would only be audible to dogs

He forgot to mention Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Tucker Carlson

Very bad mustache

Fixing it for him:

EVEN higher gas prices, EVEN higher food prices, and EVEN more terrorists

Wonder if he's raped any women

They couldn't just make up an award to give trump instead?

It's like he doesn't actually want to run for anything ever again

I will vote for any Democrat that will ban the 👍 gesture once they take office

Meat grinder

Hope it's a bus big enough that it would have room underneath for Vance, Miller, and Graham

They're worried about the "political impact". Too bad none of them are worried about the impact on people's health

So does Donald

With these ICE agents, you better just say "fiddle"