a cartoon of a soda and french fries with a happy birthday banner above them Alt: The Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad) stand (or in Frylock's case, hover) in front of a stereo. There is a "Happy Birthday" banner hanging by the wall in the background. Shake is headbanging to music as Meatwad and Frylock eye him skeptically.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000-2015, 2023)

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Vance is gonna get excommunicated via Twitter at this rate. And I'm here for it

a sign that says collect underpants phase 1 phase 2 phase 3 and collect underpants profit ALT: a sign that says collect underpants phase 1 phase 2 phase 3 and collect underpants profit

Underpants Gnome-ass plan

why then are so many of the people lauded as genius innovators the most ignorant and incurious kind of brain-melted hack-ass fraud? a true mystery of our times

I keep saying this: if you agree to an interview with Isaac Chotiner, that per se means that you have no friends, because true friends would warn you that you're about to show your entire ass in front of the nation.

Fascists who have mobilized their base via white supremacy will continue to win until white people who nominally consider themselves opposed to fascism, under any banner, learn the critical importance of creating a constant ethic that is informed by consistent principles that aren't solely selfish.

"Trump is just doing what Obama did, & no one complained back then!" Given that this is a central talking point MAGA is using to reach people outside their hardcore base, it would be useful if a proper journalistic outlet addressed this comparison in an evidence-based way. I haven't seen one yet.

I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.

Dem leadership is a bunch of "pick me"-ass bitches

And I think liberals should stop taking the bait and ceding ground on immigration.

Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.

Trump Administration Aims to Strip More Foreign-Born Americans of Citizenship

What this will mean, in practice, that if you are deemed an enemy of the administration, they will pore through your citizenship application paperwork looking for some reason to retroactively disqualify you.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...

I get that Rob Reiner was beloved but I'm not sure why DJT's statements re: his murder was the line in the sand for some ppl. POTUS was on record calling Somali immigrants "garbage" a few days ago and that state senator from MN was the only GOP pol to reject that statement

Under no circumstances do we have to "hand it to her"

Hell, it's probably going to get cited in the *opinion*

Pretty much. No one thought I was cool as a teenager and they're not about to start now, so I don't see why I have to try and impress them

High-quality legal scholarship, right here. This is what I live for.

See, AI is already indirectly generating new ideas!

Sure, but that's the story of all evil people. No one ever thinks they're the villain.

This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves

One of the most striking things about these ICE/BP raids is not that they’re all kitted out for war while going after people who didn’t do anything wrong and don’t pose a threat, but that they always bring a camera crew.

The dems basically made Fredo consigliere

Striking a boat full of unarmed civilians is murder. The first strike was murder. The followup strike was also murder.

We're not at war. It's not a "war crime". Everyone involved, including the POTUS, SecDef, the Admiral who relayed it and the person who pressed the button needs to be on trial.

My retirement vacation plans will revolve around all the graves I’ll have to piss on

Broke: "I want justice."

Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge."

Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."

I understand that the policy role former conservatives such as myself will have in the Big Tent, which is absolutely zero. That's completely fine and fair. It's not policy that interests us at this point.

History repeats itself, first as 4chan, then as reddit

"Y la dama alza la voz por tanto golpe" was the line that really got me

Two all-beef hamberders, you mean?

What gets me is that besides outing himself out as a creep, he also outed himself as a cheap-ass. $1,250 at Cartier will get you, like, a bedazzled leather strap

We can't discount the possibility that RFK Jr. just thought she was texting him a pic of his own face