"I'm just contemplating the fact that one moron, one psychotic moron, one capricious idiot, has completely bollocksed up the global economy not only to the detriment of his own people, but the detriment of the planet. ... It's like how much more of this can the planet take?"
Said Dr. Frankenstein of his creation
Pretty sure he's into that kind of thing...
Who would have guessed that giving the keys to one of the most powerful empires on Earth to the generation raised on asbestos, lead paint, and PCBs would be a bad idea.
This administration is just a row of turtles on fence posts:
- They don't belong there
- They've elevated above their ability to function
- They weren't placed there on their own
- They have no idea what to do now that they're there
Think they'll lend us one of their "cake-testers?"
Spread the word
#iceout #minnesota #ice
Folks, 📅 2026 primaries are coming up fast.
Check your state’s date.
Make sure you’re registered.
Make a plan to vote.
Too much is riding on people sitting this one out. Stay ready so nobody decides the future for you.
iwillvote.com
Kevin Smith wrote and directed a movie in 1999 called "Dogma." This is a scene from that movie. It made a fitting meme for the draft-Baron situation. Personally, I don't give a shit about Elvis one way or the other.
First, I didn't write the movie (Dogma), Kevin Smith did. Second, he was drafted during the Cold War and served rather than using his considerable star power to get him out, which is the point being made here about Bone Spurs Jr. Third, art is subjective - he's not my cup of tea, but he was popular.
DISTRACTIONS DON’T WORK.
COVERUPS WON’T WORK.
NOT EVEN WAR.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
I enjoyed my 3-day free trial period of Spring, and would very much like to activate a premium subscription!
Anyone know who to talk to about that?
Get this man a medal!
#LindsayGraham
Let's not forget who's in charge of preventing said potential attacks
Congress failed to pass the War Powers Resolution, leaving the door open for a prolonged war with Iran.
Now Washington is already floating billions more in military spending.
Democratic leadership needs to decide: are you funding this war, or will you oppose it at every turn?
She looks like the mom from "Step Brothers"
Can I borrow someone's Jumanji game? I've had just about enough of this particular reality.
Salem?!
That does seem remarkably plausible
It's times like these that I remember The Muse's words from Dogma
His mouth even doing the weird slant thing just like his ghoul of a mummy, ahem, I mean "mommy"
