steak too juicy, lobster too buttery, pussy too tight

work has been so assssss
thank god i have today off

having wednesday off with wife and getting paid every other one is the trade off in exchange for being nocturnal shift scum and doing cleanplay every tuesday

thought i wanted to use this today but i forgot how public it is goodbye

but i went and visited like they were a sickly patient in the hospital

no wife at work whats the point

yaoi

like get over it

dad: buy a car
me: ok *buys car*
dad: dont drive so much why r u puttjng miles on it to hang out with friends just take it to work be serious
me: i will kill myself in 2 years

mimi

tanka jahari

bitches will rly doordash a single cookie from shartbucks and expect us to not laugh

im evil now

my son who has every disease ever

hi i got c6

bye

yup

struggling to fight off manic episode with a stick

i love comma paycheck

microdosing on overtime hours

back to having normal days but oh my god the amount of pumpkin chai... enough... please

work never exhausts me but ooooh.. fall menu launch is trying me so badly

go my scarabs

?

uma musume.