Boston is bad too. I think each city develops their own driving culture, and those driving cultures are universally ass. You just don't realize how ass until you venture into a different one.

Favorite work from Les Plaisirs et les Jours?

When are you publishing the paper?

Is Arnold a doberman there?

His name? Grant Nauthor, the Grant Author. "Grant is my name and Grants are my game."

New Character: Dingo who writes grants.

I think you mean you "get to tell them", which is more fun and whimsical.

Yo. Right here.

It was me.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Oh, this is giving some fantastic 70's/80's vibes... Avalon, Roshim, and Foy as a Disco Trio? Hahaha! Love it.

You're the devil. I just keep hitting CTRL+R on Patreon right now. Hahaha

HOT DAMN. Is this my reward for upgrading my tier? FANTASTIC! <3

Only when he was talking about not being around to see the fruits of his many, many "labors."

Narrator: It was only then that Steel realized his last named was Shepherd, and he was a dog. This revelation sent him into a spiral when he further realized that his job was Dog Shepherd.

Thousand Island Gay is pretty swinging too, I think.

Welcome back to my gay conservative musical theatre blog. Today's problem? Angels in America. We've had Part 1. We've had Part 2. Part 3? What's the problem, Kushner? Couldn't find any inspiration now that your punching bag, Ronald Regan, is dead? Get back to the Guthrie, and let real patriots talk.

Fucckkkk yes, goats.

I'm the evil one.

Some jokers used to mislabel songs, so you'd think you were getting the original, but you instead got the Weird Al parody. Well guess what, fuckers? I GOT INTO THAT SHIT BECAUSE OF YOU.

Shit, did the balls touch?

Your version of Black Phillip. Black Bird!

Oh, neat. I just found stuff about him being one of the Pillars of the World and assumed it was a dick joke. I am super on board with all listed reasons.

How did you arrive at Coeus?

In your defense, there's a SMBC about just about everything these days.

The rusted shelf tops it perfectly.

I lived through them.

So people don't think I've completely lost my mind: www.101soundboards.com/boards/10854...

"Bwa-be-bwing-bwabwa."

"Come in again? What was that?"

"Ba? Bwe-baw-bingbing."

"These headsets are worthless. I'm just gonna use the text tool."