Right said Fred I'm a scrum master,
Let's have a stand up and check the work flow.
Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
We was getting nowhere
And so we redefined our KPIs and then we went home.

PRIVATE EYE NAMED IN EPSTEIN FILES

In the latest files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein released by the US Justice Department, the Eye is denounced as “an absolute rag of a publication” by Epstein’s then lawyer, Paul Tweed…

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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

I CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU ❤️‍🔥

After nearly 30 years, Crucial will stop selling RAM to consumers Micron cites AI data center demand as reason for killing DIY upgrade brand.

Micron is shutting down its Crucial consumer RAM business in 2026 after nearly three decades, citing heavy demand from AI data centers.
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
#AI #RAM

Stokes Keychup is way better than the vinegary nonsense pushed by Heinz

😍 IT'S MATCHDAY...

We welcome the league leaders to the Stadium of Light 🤝

#SUNARS

Farage: epic grifter

CHEMSDINE TALBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱

THAT’S IT!! WE’VE DONE IT!!!!

CHELSEA 1-2 SUNDERLAND!!

Guess it would be. Loads of places like that around Durham too. All now looking a lot brighter. I’m sure Downing Street bricks aren’t supposed to be the colour they are either. The old pavement looks way nicer than the new one too.

💙 IT'S MATCHDAY...

Taking on Manchester United at Old Trafford 👊

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I am pro asylum seekers

Everyone deserves a peaceful life

I found mine here

The rethorics have to change

This is not Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

This is narrow-minded NeighbourLand

So please, spare us with your hate and unjustifiable wee brain box

It starts with compassion not hate

In Germany, scientists have made a breakthrough in treating Parkinson’s by implanting a chip in the brain that sends precise signals to restore movement. A stunning leap in neuroscience—witness the power of innovation and the beauty of science in action.
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Three Victorian gentlemen are making notes in large ledgers. First man: Quick question. Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's for a work email, so it has to sound professional. Second man: Neither: It's "for fuck's sake"; the sake is on behalf of the fuck, so you need a possessive. Third man: It should have an apostrophe to show possessive. The REAL question is whether it should be "for fuck's sake" or "for fucks' sake". Is it for the sake of ALL the fucks or just this fuck in particular?

worth every second

“Really appreciate the shoutout! Loved working with you too—glad we could help make a difference. Let’s keep building great things together! #Agile #Teamwork”