Ahhhh please noooooo

What’s funny about this 😭😭😭 it never stops

That motherfucker is not real meme with woman pointing at Mark Zuckerberg

That motherfucker is NOT real!

News article headline that reads "Elephant rips owner in half after making him work in heat" above of photo of a majestic long tusked elephant

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It’s been heavy on my mind today. I’m glad people were with him. I just know he would have stayed a unique and vibrant cat as he grew. I hope all cats go to heaven

I missed my battleaxe while I was away

These cannot be real ppl

No ☹️

ACAB includes The Watcher’s Council

Ok but true

wife: when are you getting out of that bouncy castle?

me:
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Aaron Sorkin would jizz his pants if he saw this

Thank you! 💖 I’ll consult the youths regarding lingo.