There should be a pot of gumbo emoji

The Atlantic, May 2026 cover: "My quest to find America's best free bread"

New recession indicator just dropped

I’ve been trying not to post this for two days 😌

Coworker: Did you say collaboaration?
Me: 🙂
The boar: 👋

🙏🏻

I was at the dentist and they were playing hey soul sister 😕

I don’t know if I’m gonna live this time, bitch

It’s so weird when covers have perfect annunciation. I don’t think I was meant to hear every word 🙂‍↔️

Hah! Love it

I liked it until I gave up on it 🙈 but I like you calling people “high on dope” more

Please don’t perceive me 👩🏼‍💼

Not only should all video calls be off camera, I’d prefer everyone close their eyes for in-person meetings.

what shakespearean play has killed the most chickens?

hamlet. murder most foul.

screenshot this so bluesky can’t take it from you

Threats for elder millennials

Consider yourself supermarket swept

Hell yeah

Queen shit

👍👍👍👍

Did it hurt? When Bluesky told you you had 31 likes but it was just a glitch and you had none? I wouldn’t know 🥺

A stranger waiting to cross the street with me forfeited our turn to help another stranger get down the bus steps. I’m sorry there’s still hope for humanity 😭

No one answers the phone “Talk at me” anymore

Scientists confirm men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses what 😭

Studies say that every study cited on Instagram is complete bullshit

😅 obviously

I know how Millennials and Gen Z make heart hands, but how would the Greatest Generation do it? Kicking you in the shins?

Lol

Definitely

Wherever my Sims are now, I hope they’re happy. But they’re probably not, they sucked at life

Genuinely curious 👀

The smaller the screen, the closer to god