A sketch of my room, and a goal update! - Click to view on Ko-fi Follow Ollie on Ko-fi

I did something that isn't cat-related but is still art? Maybe-

#art #artsky #sketch #drawing #kofi #goal

The meme from What We Do In The Shadows but with my head superimposed on Laszlo's body. It says 'I became a vampire to suck blood and to fuck forever'

These vampire allegations are outrageous.

someone should uhhh. they should uhhh. you know

A screenshot of messenger where I've spammed my friend with the following messages: when you're on a nice seaside trip in Gaul and your emperor points out a nice looking shell that he wants you to collect. nevermind, he wants all of them when you see a nice mosaic of a frog when you see a man with a moustache and think 'i better do a genocide' when someone mentions carthage being prosperous

A selfie of me in a roman gallic helmet, looking ponderous

Sometimes I'm annoying. #carthagodelendaest

The best way to explain AI in humanities classrooms is as kudzu. Much as kudzu was introduced in the 19th century and later touted for its ability to stop erosion in the 1930s, AI is invasive, takes constant culling, and instead of stopping erosion is in actuality consuming our individuality.

In ancient times the Romans brought public restrooms to Paris, a technology that has been lost to Parisians for centuries and will likely never be recovered despite half-hearted attempts.

This is beautiful.

Storm Dave is just mildly annoying me in the office with an uninteresting story about his night out after a football game, Hurricane Wrath is ripping ancient trees from the ground and knocking buildings over because of our hubris.

I can't find one of my chairs that was outside.

The wind from this storm is ridiculous but what is more ridiculous is that they've named it Storm Dave. 'Oh no, Dave is upon us.' Oh please. Make storm names great again. Call it Storm Aeolus, call it Hurricane Vengeance or Wrath.

LOWER TAXES ON BROOMS

I feel I overly autism at new people and scare them away 😅

I am very sleepy and I read ”but you know we can afford brooms” and thought you guys were going to attack Trump with brooms or fly to DC on the brooms and attack him… either way 👌🏻

a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face . Alt: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .

hahah it’s either that or

Yes, this is me when something once again happens to American politics. 😭

A selfie that shows myself smiling, a very rare occurrence!

When he asks you about ancient Rome but you give a generic answer because you don’t want to go on a forty minute rant that ends in lime clasts and frighten him.

A photo of a light beige cat with squinted eyes and his little tongue sticking out standing on a bed. He looks very sassy.

This is the best photo of Simon I've ever taken imo #cat

yessss

Simon’s origin story?

Now THIS is content!

certified yapper

Thanks for letting me know this exists! Blocked it, hahah

I just be out here telling anyone anything

you are blessed

a small painting of a gremlin-looking kitten with two little teeth and a triangle tail sitting next to a red solo cup and a ping pong ball

Saying good bye to this tiny fellow today! He has been been purchased by someone here in Stockholm!

"mom said it's my turn to play the beer pong," 15x15cm

#art #artsky

A photo of me, pale and long dark hair, sitting on a sofa in the dark wearing a chemise

When you’ve been ill for days and the only comfy garment not in the wash is a chemise, you close all the curtains and become a sad 18th century ghost that haunts the sofa. 🙆‍♀️

Only six!

i mean phones are fundamentally unserious devices, i don't do serious activities on a phone.

screenshot that says 'international boyfriend collector'

New title just dropped

A discord screenshot where one user says 'Upon the name of Hades, I am summoned.' and another greets them as Hades and I reply 'Bring out the pomegranate juice'

A discord screenshot where a user says 'I regret drinking pomegranate juice' and I reply 'But it's so delicious' and they say 'But it does things to me' and I reply again 'Makes you lust for Hades and the underworld?'

No one ever gets my very funny very good pomegranate/Hades jokes.

It's made with real drugs